To those who didn't go, you missed a great party.
First, everyone arrived and had a BBQ which tasted like the divine sweat and flesh of God from Heaven. Then everyone danced around the bonfire proclaimining eternal love. We then proceeded to get drunk and lunged into the sea where we splashed around gleefully and exchanged bodily fluids into the twilight hours. Everyone from other BBQ pits were so intoxicated by our joy that it became one huge gathering by the hundreds. It was awesome, and if you didn't go this time, go to the next one!