Problems in the MRT

[vickomaniac]

rv uniform not funny what..
i would say st margs and queensway tops the list

 

[daryl]

e says: (10:08:34 PM)
have i ever told you about my magical idea for new mrt doors
daryl the exploder says: (10:08:41 PM)
what
e says: (10:08:47 PM)
they will like
e says: (10:08:51 PM)
instead of sliding
e says: (10:08:54 PM)
they'll open outwards
e says: (10:09:04 PM)
like swing out in a semi-circle
e says: (10:09:05 PM)
hahahhaha
e says: (10:09:09 PM)
so IF SOMEONE BLOCKS THE DOOR
e says: (10:09:11 PM)
THEY'LL GET HIT
e says: (10:09:12 PM)
WHAM

hahahahahha great idea, no?

 

[Caustic_30]

Just sharing another "fun" experience.

While still studying at SP, and having a 8 o clock in the morning lecture! (Groan), the train stopped at JE. So naturally, rush hour, pack like sardines.

The crowd rushes into the train, and at the door it's jammed to the brim. So at this very last minute, the TOOT TOO TO TOOOO for the door to close comes on, and see this auntie pushing her way in, screaming "让我进来！" (Let me in) with flailing arms.

And then after barging in, she gave everybody an evil glare for "Getting in her way." I think someone wasn't happy and pushed her out In that huge throng of a crowd, you can never tell.

Best feeling of the morning.

Justice is served!

 

[empihsrow]

Exactly, we should have a door that's similar to that of a bus!

Then no one will block the door!

 

[vickomaniac]

daryl, your friend e is a genius!
OKAY PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

it's time for... COMPLAINT LETTER TO SMRT!!

 

[dir]

that's a lawsuit waiting to be served

there needs to be a disclaimer in bold, red and hung all around the station tracks
"SMRT IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANYONE INJURED FROM SWINGING DOORS. PLEASE DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE AND STEP BACK FFS"

 

[jeepers]

Have you ever been on the train at Jurong East during morning peak hours? You're on the East-bound train (heading towards Pasir Ris) and and just as the train at the middle platform comes to a halt, the doors of the train you're in start to close. "Doors closing, please stand clear. *Irritating beeps play* " and you see them mofos running for your train as if their lives depended on getting on that very train. The door closes and the train moves. They stop, with that classic "OMGWTFBBQ" look on their faces.

Priceless.

I usually wave at them and give them my very famous sunshine smile. :mrgreen:

And. RV's uniform's not ridiculous/funny. Zhenghua Sec's the funny one. Red top, black bottoms. Can't remember which fast-food chain has the exact same colored uniform. KFC?

 

[empihsrow]

Our train upgrades are all wasted.

Why couldn't they change the doors with the money?

 

[nignag]

There was once I was on an MRT, standing up
You know how the train does sometimes jerk suddenly, so I lost my balance for a second.
I accidentally stepped on a man's foot who was sitting down and immediately apologized for it.
The man still stared at me and shouted "CAN YOU STAND PROPERLY OR NOT!"

Then I told him "Well there's no need to be so rude. I'm sorry. I lost my balance."

The man then said "You young people nowadays don't know how to behave yourselves, STAND PROPERLY!!!"

I then said "Well f*** you! I said I'm sorry and it was an accident"
It was then that he started talking big or something about 'teaching me a lesson'.

Then that I purposely called 999 in front of him, right in the middle of the train, and reported an 'obnoxious man on the train'. Of course, it was all meant to scare him off from his irritating behaviour.

After I hung up the phone, he stared angrily at me but remained completely quiet and avoided eye contact.

Then I told him just before he got off the train, "Don't start trouble you can't finish, pu$$y a$$ b|tch!"

THE END

It's a true story too

hahahahahaha

you deserve a cookie

 

[marilyn]

well i was on a crowded bus on upper bukit timah recently if anyone studys there they should know super jam pack during peak hrs, ok so i got on a double deck bus, damn full. few stops down ppl got down, so i move in and stood near the stairs up, then i think got no space already la this JC boy came down from the top rite and i dunno how he stand or lean against the watever he just came down n full swing bang into me, and i turn around he din even care. so i was like ok nevermind la maybe he dunno but cos of the way he stood i had to move away and i din really have anywhere to hold so gotta rely on my legs for balance, so bus went to next stop, i felt this guy poking me from the back (hmmm) so i know someone wans to move out but i really cant move cos the bus unstable if i move i might fall so i was waiting for the bus to move. then the poking kept coming on my shoulder again n again, i was so pissed n irritated n turn around saw the jc boy there n blasted him "aye no brain isit the bus moving can, i need to balance, wait till bus stop then move la" then he was like stun, and for the rest of the journey he just went n stood near the front n din even dare to look in or anything. have patience in all you do, if not u just look like a fool.

hey that rhymes i wish i could do it all the time... hey! hahaha

 

[RudimentalDrummer]

i felt this guy poking me from the back (hmmm) so i know someone wans to move out

then the poking kept coming on my shoulder again n again, i was so pissed n irritated n turn around saw the jc boy there n blasted him

hey that rhymes i wish i could do it all the time... hey! hahaha

Hahahaha ! - he should not poke you - but instead maybe "Blow some hot air into your ears" at least this way you might feel better ... Tickerlish only mah ...Kekekeke. then talk closely & sofetly into yr ears - "Hi - can you excuse me dear?". ...something like that lah - stupid fellow....hahahaha.

PS: - Moral Of The Story - Don't Ever Poke A Female From Behind - You're Asking For Trouble.,,,Whahahaha !....

 

[XLayaR]

At least we got it good in Singapore

There was once in Hong Kong I had to force my way out of the train cos the doors work on timers instead of sensors. The best part was there was this teenage couple standing in the middle of the doorway hugging. So in the end I had to push them(literally with my shoulder) and force my way out. My bro had to bang a middle aged man just to get out. So next time you're in Hong Kong take the trains, then you'll get some rugby practice, no need shoulder pads somemore.

 

[RoRK]

It's the freaked out DOORS! You don't see the pushing and the shoving when it comes to buses. But the MRT doors does something to people that makes them act crazy.

It's Singapore, for goodness sake! If your butt gets caught by one of these incorrigible doors then that's it folks! You're gonna lose half your butt! Chances of someone acting hero-like to safe you is rather slim, regardless of how huge and sexy your butt may be.

I safely guesstimate that in 2020, 5% of our population will be walking with half butts, the other half doored off by a wacko MRT door.

We have pilots and taxi drivers and boat/ship captains to ensure our safety on various transportation modes. But who the heck decides when the MRT doors opens or closes?

Is there like a door school somewhere that we don't know about?

 

[empihsrow]

Have you ever been on the train at Jurong East during morning peak hours? You're on the East-bound train (heading towards Pasir Ris) and and just as the train at the middle platform comes to a halt, the doors of the train you're in start to close. "Doors closing, please stand clear. *Irritating beeps play* " and you see them mofos running for your train as if their lives depended on getting on that very train. The door closes and the train moves. They stop, with that classic "OMGWTFBBQ" look on their faces.

Priceless.

I usually wave at them and give them my very famous sunshine smile. :mrgreen:

And. RV's uniform's not ridiculous/funny. Zhenghua Sec's the funny one. Red top, black bottoms. Can't remember which fast-food chain has the exact same colored uniform. KFC?

Dude, I always have to cos I go to school every morning at this hour. Well, almost every morning. Haha! Same here. I always see them running for the train and I would always walk slowly, observing their despondent looks.

And amazingly, sometimes there will be really really really a lot of people just waiting to enter the train and everyone will SQUEEZE into the train when it arrives. And they don't even bother about the passengers alighting. I always end up taking the second train cos I really cannot stand them. And as a result, I'm always late. :S

It's McDonald's by the way. Not KFC lah.

 

[vickomaniac]

red top black bottom?
sounds cool what.
two of my fave colours.

eh i have friends from queensway sec and i suan them so much.
i would be damn ridiculous if the guys wore purple pants :F

 

[Hydrofly]

rv uniform not funny what..
i would say st margs and queensway tops the list

Add the cjc uniform to that list.

 

[vickomaniac]

haha blue's that bad meh?
my school is white top brown skirt.not that bad la imo.

 

[Hydrofly]

but i'll confess to one thing, when i say "excuse me i need to get off" and nobody gives a shit, i'll just whack my way through. Just pretend to not see them, anybody tries something, glare and they'll just scoot. Its just amazing how people can CROWD around the doors when the train pulls into the station.

 

[Genocide BlackWolf]

well the peak hours are the worst time to board the train.. well,its kind of sad when we have some people will kill just to board the train.. :lol: well this is life.. we jumped over every obstacles we face.. wooot~ :mrgreen:

 

[doggieshaman]

haha blue's that bad meh?
my school is white top brown skirt.not that bad la imo.

Cat high is worse, green shorts and metal buttons on white *shudder*