dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you

[slashlk]

A: "yo dude, you luk very uncomfortable playing with your strap so low. why don't you raise it higher?"

B: "because slash plays it like that..." :roll:

 

[danial]

haha , i see some pple at the jamming studio damn low sia , duno how they play :lol:

 

[faizal_rocks]

Friend: I used to have a guitar but I threw it away.
Me: Why?
Friend: It had a hole in the middle.

: )

 

[dhalif]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[trianglebiscuit]

i hate dumb guys irl who keep thinking they know it all cause their softies.

me: trust me, that amp/pedal/guitar is not that impressive
guy: ah ya, what do you know. go to soft.com.sg and read up.

no offence to you guys tho :wink:

 

[edder]

I WANT A WARM SOUND

 

[nysk]

"is there an amp at the jamming studio?"

 

[Bas]

how to learn a song ah?

 

[Phanto]

lol @ edder's comment.


-lets out a warm sound-





mmm smells lightly distorted

 

[markedymark]

"is that a bass? why your one so small"

 

[Xypher]

Saw it on another forum

Person A: Yea i play the guitar. I can play master of puppets
B: oh ok, what strings do you use?
A: No,no.. I dont use strings.

 

[TripleNick]

lols.. Crawl... Guess u saying bout me... lols.. i swear i nvr drink alcohol to before playing guitar anymore! suck man... tot i wanna follow Slash but it seems tt my fingers are drunked too they'r so wobbly! Maybe i should seek a Master to teach me the ultimate "Drunken Guitar"...!!! (actually lyk der is alrdy... i tot i saw ppl at G77 drinking wine and shredding guitar) =)

 

[Gr3y]

why cant i put metal string on my guitar!?!(his is a classical)

i think my neck is twisted already (i think he is refering to his guitar neck warping)

 

[dtrulez38]

"XXX is the greatest guitarist ever!!! He's better than XXX"

 

[somevoter]

'' can i plug in my classical guitar in a concert? ''

 

[Reth]

"how loud can you blow yours?" -by me

 

[snuffleupagus]

i want to play for daphne khoo :roll:

HOHO Let the games begin!

 

[ShredCow]

No.
I want to play for Daphne Khoo!



Oh the other hand... I remember... this as one of the dumbest lines.

"Just wack lah!"

 

[freakyfir]

alamak. those are my famous last words,

"just whack lah.."

my bandmates hear them being proclaimed oh-so-frequently.

so paiseh now. i'm a dumb guitarist!

 

[AvonRellets]

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