dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you

[dhalif]

*plays a kirk hammet solo* then says "wow man i think im one of the top guitar players in singapore"

HAIHPAHAHHAHAHP

 

[gibbytones]

hahah! eh pls... kirk hammett dont say him. he is in his own wah mastery class.

 

[re_unknown]

Dum dum dee da.

 

[tany]

"eh how come i cannot play fast?"

 

[re_unknown]

"eeh neh,neh? why this bass no high e-string? i want to see your manager!"

 

[gibbytones]

'eh if use more then 2 fingers is it called triple tapping'

 

[MackSonne]

This is not what was told to me but I read it on the net that it actually happened... thot it was interesting to share.

Man to guitar shop owner:
I'm quite afraid all your praise yesterday on this electric guitar is very much overrated. See, just barely 2 seconds on activating it blew up in my face.

Guitar shop owner: What did you do to your Gibson??

Man: Well the guitar cable u sold me was the wrong one, so with a bit of technical expertise I changed one end so that it could fit the electrical mains outlet.

 

[j_m_s]

Dude, i want a that!(points to pedaltrain pro HC) v good to store my LTD kirk hammett guitar. hehe. My guitar rocks man. Even kirk hammett has one...

 

[garylim]

harrison: i bought mine from davies too, but they didnt last. about two weeks later it began to hum and even made no sound, had to keep molesting it to make it work. never gigged with it too, just kept at home.

 

[garylim]

somevoter, toon ee remember this: 'work on it'. haha!

 

[theblueark]

"What's the best __________(pedal type) ?"

"It works for me"

and

"I know what I bought"

 

[rx7]

My friend asked me when my string snapped, "Eh why you string can snap one???" He wasnt being funny!

 

[fgl]

not the dumbest but non the less irritating questions by guitarists:

guitarist to another guitarist 30 seconds before the start of a gig: bro, U got spare pick?

guitarist to equiptment guys: bro u got spare jack (cable) ah?

guitarist to drummer, 5 seconds before the song starts: eh what key this song ah?

guitarist to bassist 5 min before the gig: Bro U got spare strap ah?

Guitarist to sound crew: My volume too soft, cant hear lah.

Guitarist to crowd (while singer takes a quick drink): ARE YOU READYYYYYY?

fgl to all dumbass guitarist: GET SOME BROS, GET SOME!

 

[remy]

herman lee seems suitable for tis thread
pop sum videos at youtube n u'll see

 

[shredrat]

friend 1: eh why ur pick so hard?
shredder: i play metal what,must use hard pick
friend 1: :?:
shredder: ahya u will understand 1 day.

 

[rimuel]

"i play metal!so i use metal pick!"

 

[Ahjon]

ok.
this is not from a guitarist.
i was at sweelee with a fren.
there was this woman with her husband walking past the percussion section behind the guitars there at the bras basah.
then i heard de woman saying
woman : hey thats a percussion box ar?!
i was thinking eh sia la wth is a percussion box.
den i heard one fking hilarious thing.
the sales person taking the lead turn back and said
sales person : uh. no. thats a tissure box.
mi and my fren laff so loud. dat lady turn back and look for whu is laffing.
den we gek gek go off.

everytime i tink of this
cracks mi up :twisted:

 

[re_unknown]

Dum Dum dee da.

 

[somevoter]

hahhahaha. thats funny

 

[deathism]

re_unknown..

erm..hur hur..nice try. :smt116