dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you

[somevoter]

'' lespaul can get strat tone? ''

 

[gingerbreadhart]

q: what the hell is a pick?
a: a pick is an animal that goes oink!oink!

 

[zax]

eh why your electric guitar got hole that look like f wan?

 

[DarknessIsComfort]

"eh how come got one extra string ar?"
"Wah 7 strings ar? Confirm play korn wan." HELLO?! ever heard of Morbid Angel? Unearth?
"Eh! sialah 7 strings, i cant even play with 6."

 

[theunknown]

"guitar got six string meh..."

 

[Wildchild666]

Qn: Why did u throw that guitar away?
Ans: A string juz break so i throw

 

[Godspeed64]

Vox is for the blues.
Your guitar doesn't have a jumbo fretboard, so it is purely a beginner's guitar.
Chugga chugga djeng djeng (this could actually be the smartest one as well!)
Ibanez is for Malay, Gibson for Chinese.



These are just some of the things to reiterate what other forum members have said.. :mrgreen:

 

[Disco Ditto]

"chinese play guitar got no soul or feel la bro"

"why is that?"

"cos malay all jiwa retak."

 

[Liquidribs]

"My guitar is crap i can't play cleanly"


he just started learning for 1 month with a guitar twice as expensive as mine.

i told him, " sound and tempo will get much better when you play it longer":-D

 

[Disco Ditto]

"My guitar is crap i can't play cleanly"


he just started learning for 1 month with a guitar twice as expensive as mine.

i told him, " sound and tempo will get much better when you play it longer":-D

tell him donate the guitar and break into spare parts, or give it to me.

 

[paradox.]

dunno if this count but some wannabe guitarist in my class wanted to buy a guitar so he ask me "fender telecaster how much? and does it come with strings?"

 

[EugeneSmasher]

No offense. Came across this quite a long time back. Not funny, but this sentence really succeeded in pissing me off... It came on a debate between acoustic and electric guitar.

"Real men play electric guitar."

 

[LadyInTears]

'wheres my pick' with pick in hand

 

[Maidendroogie]

I heard this on a website

"I just broke my g-string while trying to finger a minor"

 

[nabeelmashren]

a friend of mine once said- "HUH. telecaster and stratocasters used for iron maiden?! cannot be lah. how much u wanna bet they all use ibanez and schecter?"

also- "if your finger hard, means you can shred like zakk wylde liddat."

 

[EzaRitualBella]

I heard this on a website

"I just broke my g-string while trying to finger a minor"

Sounds so wrong....esp the a minor part...haha

 

[shokakukai]

hahaha!

heres what the other guitarist from my previous band said...

"oi, lead guitarist must use the best effect pedal and amp we have now"
*grabs my zoom*
"rhythm and bass buat bodoh ah, use amp overdrive sudah"

 

[Vocalistman]

The weirdest thing they say that I can never understand:

"Don't _____(e.g try to pick up the guitar n play along) , you the guitarist or me?" :???:

 

[paultheman]

Where do i tune my guitar? LOL!

 

[bouncy]

Take our guitar, unzip pedalboard, plug in all jacks, check all connections solid, turn on amp and power socket, tune guitar and FINALLY THE MOMENT --> eh shit... no sound. Check everything, all are ok leh... why no sound?

15min later realise....

Guitar volume at 0.


Dumbass things that happen to me...