dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you

[claire_p86]

Sorry, I was just trying my best to say politely that your jokes weren't funny at all.

Not that I am offended. No, not at all.

Rather, I am scratching my head and asking "What's so funny about that?".

 

[fgl]

relax everyone ....

We need to know a person before we can ascertaintheir sense of humour etc


so..

claire_p86 - quick PM me your pix, vital details & ctc numbers :mrgreen:

 

[pianomankris]

Chill man. In Singapore there is a wide pandemic which affects the reading comprehension and sense of humour. He/She/It is probably one of them.

Or maybe she/he/it is selling Parker guitars.

lol. Now that is funny!!!

Yip, maybe it's a Parker rep lol.

OK - to clear things up - this thread is pretty light-hearted. I was trying to add to that. It makes a change from my usual threads about jazz harmony in the keyboard section lol.

But if someone gets rude, i'll give as good as I get. 'Your sense of humour is not funny' is, in my mind, an attempt at flaming.

Sorry. Not trying to cause any trouble here. Just stating things as they are

 

[claire_p86]

So, your jokes are not funny.

Plus I don't see a lot of people going LOL at your jokes.

So what..? It's not the end of the world...

I don't foresee a comeback (intellectual or otherwise) from you or whoever, that is worthy of my time.

So, unlike Terminator, I'm saying I'll not be back.

Toodles! :mrgreen:

 

[balloons]

How about lets see if claire_p86 can tell a good joke?

No,i am not siding anyone,just wanted more jokes which can make me tickle.

 

[fgl]

claire-86 might just be the mother of all parker fly dealers ....

a motherparker.. dun play play one ..... :mrgreen:

Claire ..I'm still waiting for the PMed pix, bio & ctc numbers ....

 

[bobby]

The dumbest thing a guitarist has ever said to me is....

"I play in a band!"

 

[theunknown]

"tubescreamer, confirm chugga chugga!!" ok maybe can forgive him la. hah

 

[shinobi]

i think i still hold the record:

"i cannot jam today. great singapore sale is ending soon. things are really cheaper."

its the kind of thing that leaves you speechless and bemused

 

[balloons]

The dumbest thing ever said to me is,

" Give me an E,give me an E" then i pressume he wanted an "eeeH" from me so i say to him "eeeh"

 

[FITCH]

"Do i need rubber pipe as a jack for my air guitar?"

 

[FITCH]

"Since i'm a newbie, can i buy a guitar with only 2 strings and increase it as i get better?"

 

[vx02]

when your guitarists volume is cranked up waaaay above everybody else, the stupidest question they can ask is..

can you hear me?

 

[KW]

" can i use fingerplucking style for classical music with metal distortions on? "

 

[FITCH]

" can i use fingerplucking style with metal distortions on? "

Yes....why not?

 

[Razorback]

This guy in school plays the guitar too, so i went up and asked him ''do you play electric or acoustic?''

He replied '' erm, the one with the hole''.

not that funny here ah, but if you were the one who asked him, his face expression lovelovelovelovelovelovelove funny.

 

[kawerty]

This guy in school plays the guitar too, so i went up and asked him ''do you play electric or acoustic?''

He replied '' erm, the one with the hole''.

not that funny here ah, but if you were the one who asked him, his face expression lovelovelovelovelovelovelove funny.

LOLS! made my day =.=

 

[freeworldworship]

This guy in school plays the guitar too, so i went up and asked him ''do you play electric or acoustic?''

He replied '' erm, the one with the hole''.

not that funny here ah, but if you were the one who asked him, his face expression lovelovelovelovelovelovelove funny.

Now datz corny...LOL

 

[tryambaka]

someone said to me " i love to play metallica in the future,but my father wants me to learn classical, should i buy a classical guitar or metallica guitar? "

 

[Marduke]

After only 4 months of playing...

Douche - "Metallica solos are easy, I can do, but not perfect, so I better than you although you started learning before me."

Me - "Ok!"