dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you

[Plastic]

Pedal distortion is better than amp distortion , get a boss DS-1 .

by someone from this forum.


Telecasters are meant for metal because Jim Root plays em .

another someone from this forum

 

[paradox.]

another friend told me, "i want a guitar with a squier feel" me: go get squier la bodoh!

 

[balloons]

" my guitar wants to kill your uncle"

 

[EzaRitualBella]

Girlfriend-Call when i was looking at some guitar display at Davis

Me-Hello

Gf-where the hell are u.

Me-looking at some nice figurines.

Gf-what nice figuring?!

Me-woooow nice curve ...nice cuts..hope i can have it even if i need to sold my soul(i was describing about this ibanez guitar and mumble to myself)

Gf-I going to Dig up your Eyes.!!

Me-if i can lay hands on it..just touch it...play with its buttons...press it hard...so and so...damn that be great...cant wait to make it mine.....finger all itchy for it...

Gf-I going to kick u in the nuts!!.....

Me-erhh y?

Gf-Got gf still look at other girls!!!!....(and she drop the phone)

Me-Stupid..

 

[SmFizz]

LOL plastic. whos that someone ar?

 

[EzaRitualBella]

someone retarded haha

 

[bryan1234]

whats a pickup? JOKE MAN

 

[jskadiang]

I'm gonna be the first to call BS on Eza's post. >_>

 

[EzaRitualBella]

I'm gonna be the first to call BS on Eza's post. >_>

BS?????

 

[pianomankris]

Here's a good joke from the UK:


What does a musician say when he graduates music school?

'Do you want fries with that' lol hahahahaha


that's a classic bit of humour there lol




How to keep a guitarist happy - tell them the old dial-up internet connection noise was actually Steve Vai communicating to them directly through the power of shredding, and the wonders of mobile technology, and the sound they heard was a condensed 'super shred' that would pave the future for only those who could hear it lol

How to keep a drummer happy - throw them in a padded cell and give them a bucket of lego lol

How to keep a bass player happy - just whip them. They're all sadists anyway hahaha

How to keep a pianist happy - just shoot the buggers lol. They all drive themselves mad after a few years anyway



The dumbest thing a guitarist has ever said is anything ever said by any guitarist. Ever. lol

I know. I am one Don't trust guitarists lol

 

[fgl]

Here's a good joke from the UK:


What does a musician say when he graduates music school?

'Do you want fries with that' lol hahahahaha


that's a classic bit of humour there lol




How to keep a guitarist happy - tell them the old dial-up internet connection noise was actually Steve Vai communicating to them directly through the power of shredding, and the wonders of mobile technology, and the sound they heard was a condensed 'super shred' that would pave the future for only those who could hear it lol

How to keep a drummer happy - throw them in a padded cell and give them a bucket of lego lol

How to keep a bass player happy - just whip them. They're all sadists anyway hahaha

How to keep a pianist happy - just shoot the buggers lol. They all drive themselves mad after a few years anyway



The dumbest thing a guitarist has ever said is anything ever said by any guitarist. Ever. lol

I know. I am one Don't trust guitarists lol

hahahah up yr points

 

[pianomankris]

Here's something funny I did once in a music store. PS I advise you do this. It's priceless lol

Make sure there's a large crowd there btw


So, go pick up the most expensive guitar in the shop, plug it in, and play as if you have never even touched a guitar before. Proclaim 'this guitar is terrible' lol

Then go pick up the cheapest guitar in the shop, start shredding the hell out of it, and just look at it bemused whilst playing, saying 'good god, this guitar plays itself. It is amazing'




Sit said guitar back on the stand and watch the kids stare at the guitar from strange angles, expecting some sort of divine intervention lol.

I have to say it's one of the funniest things i've ever done lol

It probably made Squier sales rocket that day and Parker Fly sales drop off the map hahahaha

 

[fgl]

Here's something funny I did once in a music store. PS I advise you do this. It's priceless lol

Make sure there's a large crowd there btw


So, go pick up the most expensive guitar in the shop, plug it in, and play as if you have never even touched a guitar before. Proclaim 'this guitar is terrible' lol

Then go pick up the cheapest guitar in the shop, start shredding the hell out of it, and just look at it bemused whilst playing, saying 'good god, this guitar plays itself. It is amazing'

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Sit said guitar back on the stand and watch the kids stare at the guitar from strange angles, expecting some sort of divine intervention lol.

I have to say it's one of the funniest things i've ever done lol

It probably made Squier sales rocket that day and Parker Fly sales drop off the map hahahaha

ok all music shop owners - watch out for this softie ... :mrgreen:

 

[claire_p86]

Pianoman, truthfully I find your uhhmm.. humour a bit ... how should I say it... weird?

Maybe I'm not from the UK (from the US, Upper Serangoon by the way) but I don't think teenagers visiting a music shop are that dumb.

I don't think that a shop will allow any Ahmad, Ah Seng or Kumar pick up the 'most expensive guitar' just like that eh?

 

[guitarsan]

Pianomankris should come to Singapore, and try that same humour on the uncle at Davis Guitar.

 

[Impromptu]

dumb sentence to a friend: "could you teach me how to string this guitar?"
few heads turn towards me in the shop as if I was the noobest guitarist on planet

well... it's true story and said by me when I was about to buy my first floyd

 

[jskadiang]

pianomankris should come to singapore, and try that same humour on the uncle at davis guitar.

"eh you think this guitar cheap ah, get out!" =/

 

[kawerty]

sometimes,i just hate it when the others ask me 'Got pick?' and, eh,how to tune the guitar? Can help me?

the stupidest thing i got is they can't stay in tempo and always tells me 'eh,you can follow my beat not?'

when actually,i'm the drummer.

 

[pianomankris]

Pianoman, truthfully I find your uhhmm.. humour a bit ... how should I say it... weird?

Maybe I'm not from the UK (from the US, Upper Serangoon by the way) but I don't think teenagers visiting a music shop are that dumb.

I don't think that a shop will allow any Ahmad, Ah Seng or Kumar pick up the 'most expensive guitar' just like that eh?

Relax, it was a joke, good god!!

I didn't say teenagers - I said kids.

Gert off your high horse and take your mood out on someone else!! God damn it!!

And thanks for the comments on my humour. Nice of you to give your opinion. Even if it isn't wanted. Seriously, i'll take it to heart and ponder it for a while.

Or how about you leave it and realise that I was having a joke?!!

 

[sehaime]

Relax, it was a joke, good god!!

I didn't say teenagers - I said kids.

Get off your high horse and take your mood out on someone else!! God damn it!!

And thanks for the comments on my humour. Nice of you to give your opinion. Even if it isn't wanted. Seriously, i'll take it to heart and ponder it for a while.

Or how about you leave it and realise that I was having a joke?!!

Chill man. In Singapore there is a wide pandemic which affects the reading comprehension and sense of humour. He/She/It is probably one of them.

Or maybe she/he/it is selling Parker guitars.