Dear Edder,
I've gotch a serious farting problem. No matter what I do, I fart. I eat, I fart. I sleep, I fart. I work, I fart. I talk to you that time, I also fart. They say preddy girls never fart, but in my case it's, like, so not true!
How do I *fart* solve this problem? How can I use my farts for preddy effecks while playing with my drum pedals?
Sincerely,
Short Fart