Dear Rork, i have read everything you said the past few posts about qualifications required to be a rock chick, ritchie sambora, tom delonge, and etc, and i have only one thing to say...
beer= as long as you consume at least 6 cans in one sitting is not considered kiddie even if it is below 8.8% leh!
Heineken is good with fish, asahi is good with cigarettes, tiger is gd with indian food, st miguel's is good when ur drunk and ur tongue is already numb, baron's is only good for explaining to the traffic cops that ur not high.