i like a girl

Aiya, from experience, just don't be scared lah! Chiong, be confident, die die also cannot be shy! Don't like, then forget it lor! Don't need spend so much time thinking about girls one lah! :oops:
 
if u like tht girl....den die die find a way in which u can get to know her.
her friends ur friends? lol
its never a bad thing to try...unless u found out she has B.O or some other thing. haha

and hey,i finally got close to a girl i like after 2 yrs sticking to jus get to know her.

anyway gd luck to you :)
 
Well.. this thread is kind of pointless.
But hey, you gave the pimp of SOFT a stage to talk about himself and maybe slip you a few handy obvious tips on women, but mostly himself.

I'm sure all the advice given in this thread won't affect you at all anyway, it's all up to you whether you want to get to know her at least, or fantasize about her and write awesome "loser-geek-rock" songs about her like Weezer does. It's a win-win situation.
 
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just pull down your draws in front of her and ask her whether she likes what she sees. if she doesnt, tell her to jolly well fu*k off.
 
i seriously dont know what's wrong with you guys. you all like to make your own life difficult right? when things can be so easy.

and there are so many options:

1. sleeping pills
2. chloroform
3. stun gun
4. good 'ol hard object to the head, caveman style

anything else is up to your imagination
 
imjk : teasing-shy is naturally people who are shy, can remain the way they are (be themselves), don't have to force/fake be mr party boy prom king. but not be anti-social-like-shy cos that defeats the purpose, no girls are going to approach you if you're antisocial.

visa : like what blank says, we can all chip in our cents worth and it doesn't change anything about you because i-know-i-know-you're-going-to-reply-back-with-a-"easier-said-than-done" line. it's one of those michael jackson - man in the mirror case. either you do it and learn the hard way (life isn't easy anyway) , or you don't do it and repeat chorus for the rest of your social life till end result it'll still comes back to this stage.

pimpin' ²º¢ worth
 
i beg your pardon?

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those who replied with crude remarks and things like "All girls are evil" so do not deserve women in your life.

think about how the hell you even got to type here. it's your Mom, and she's a woman who used to be a girl. tsk.
 
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