thats it! You infidel!
I, Lim lau peh, hereby challenge you, MattleeSC to a match of meepok/zhichar line of sight contest, on 31st of DEC, 2007 at the most expensive kopitiam in signapore, as reported in wanbao, last week, around the vicinity of Jurong east central!
This challenge will be divided into 3 rounds
1st round- Eyesight sparring. You, MattleeSC, me Lim lau peh, shall see eye to eye, left eye into left ey, right eye into right eye, for a duration of as long as we can take it, without blinking. Additional points will be given if any party is able to swear thru looking at each other. Eg, scold each other in hokkien vulgarities without speaking, just plain staring and convey your vulgarities through sense of sight
2nd round- This round, require both to look inside each other eyes again, left eye to left eye, right eye to right eye. For a duration of 15 mins, both parties are to slap themself and say "sorry, iam wrong, i shouldnt have hurt our feeling over dead wood". Any party that say the most and slap the most, will win this round
3rd round- Easiest of all, using our eyes to describe the taste and smell of mee pok and zhi char from various kopitiam all over singapore. Winner will be determined by the most correct guess
as Such, MattLeesc, if you agree to the above, please response after me and i, llim pau peh, will pm you the confirmed date and time
Love,
Mr Lim, aka Lim lau peh, not just any other lim, But with a capital L, Lim lau peh