;201542 said:the worst thingS a non-bassist has ever said to me? hmm...
bass useless one.
bass only go dum dum dum...
you dun use ur fingers but u use a pick? lousy la!
bass stand at the back and "connect with drummer nia"
bass so easy, no need skill and talent 1 la!
:?
anyways, i'm only 1.43m haha if i stand behind my other bandmembers on stage i'll be invisible, save for the long neck of the bass stickin out![]()
and then there's the les paul bass....HAHA OMG >< sorry that was kinda funny =x
yeah its ALREADY hell when i'm carrying my gibson lespaul + hardcase =.="
(lespauls are well known to be friggginnnnnn heavy)
I think;
Drummers get the girls
Bassists get the girls
Rhythm guitarists get the girls
Lead guitarists get the girls
Dont forget the vocalist dude, they get the girls... and more girls![]()
I think;
Drummers get the girls
Bassists get the girls
Rhythm guitarists get the girls
Lead guitarists get the girls
Dont forget the vocalist dude, they get the girls... and more girls![]()
Yea, I purposely missed it out to emphasize on the importance of the rest of the members. Didn't take awhile to notice it uh? haha:mrgreen:
What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?
A tattoo.
What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call a bass player with a college degree?
Night manager at McDonalds.
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the guitar player has to show him how to do it.
How many Rock bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
No one ever bothered to notice!
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it how pretty it looked.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a bass player?
The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
true true true!!!What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?
A tattoo.
What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call a bass player with a college degree?
Night manager at McDonalds.
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the guitar player has to show him how to do it.
How many Rock bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
No one ever bothered to notice!
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it how pretty it looked.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a bass player?
The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
bt batok central omfg. i live around that area.. and i am a bassist hmmmm14... sec 3?! what the. lols. im 15 and im sec 3 and i havent retained... MEANS U SKIPPED A YEAR?! power.
ehhh PEOPLE ANY ONE INTERESTED IN METAL BAND?? looking for a commited BASSIST HERE!![]()
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He said - forget it, no foreplay - I just plug in and play
I disagree. Look at the bassist of Fall Out Boy. It's the frontman and the chicks adore him. Look what he's got with Ashley Simpson.