Do Bassists get the girls?n worst things said by non-bassist
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yoruka19
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;201542 said:the worst thingS a non-bassist has ever said to me? hmm...
bass useless one.
bass only go dum dum dum...
you dun use ur fingers but u use a pick? lousy la!
bass stand at the back and "connect with drummer nia"
bass so easy, no need skill and talent 1 la!
:?
anyways, i'm only 1.43m haha if i stand behind my other bandmembers on stage i'll be invisible, save for the long neck of the bass stickin out
i tink u go n tell ur non-bassist fren thats a whole load of crap...ultimate crap....every instrument played in a band is important in order to make the song full...i've heard bassist do alota riffs wif the dum dum dum.. sound lor....think u shld tell ur fren to get hes facts right b4 playing music again...tho im nt a bassist but hearing this i find ur fren realli ignorant
Vocalistman
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I think;
Drummers get the girls
Bassists get the girls
Rhythm guitarists get the girls
Lead guitarists get the girls
Each of them has a part to play, if they don't then they shouldn't have been included in the band. I think if you play cohesively as a band,
THE BAND GETS THE GIRLS..Isn't the world fair? haha.. So share the lime-lights and don't forget to smile and eye-contact with your audience
Drummers get the girls
Bassists get the girls
Rhythm guitarists get the girls
Lead guitarists get the girls
Each of them has a part to play, if they don't then they shouldn't have been included in the band. I think if you play cohesively as a band,
THE BAND GETS THE GIRLS..Isn't the world fair? haha.. So share the lime-lights and don't forget to smile and eye-contact with your audience
shinobi
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and then there's the les paul bass....
metalhead1993
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I think;
Drummers get the girls
Bassists get the girls
Rhythm guitarists get the girls
Lead guitarists get the girls
Dont forget the vocalist dude, they get the girls... and more girls
Vocalistman
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I think;
Drummers get the girls
Bassists get the girls
Rhythm guitarists get the girls
Lead guitarists get the girls
Dont forget the vocalist dude, they get the girls... and more girls
Yea, I purposely missed it out to emphasize on the importance of the rest of the members. Didn't take awhile to notice it uh? haha:mrgreen:
originallyfira
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how seyh if girl bassist.
will get more guys or not ah.
kidding. i got bf alrdy. ;D
and i play bass.
ANYWAY i really think that no matter what instrument oso its still your personality that counts in getting more and more girls. ^^
will get more guys or not ah.
kidding. i got bf alrdy. ;D
and i play bass.
ANYWAY i really think that no matter what instrument oso its still your personality that counts in getting more and more girls. ^^
What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?
A tattoo.
What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call a bass player with a college degree?
Night manager at McDonalds.
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the guitar player has to show him how to do it.
How many Rock bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
No one ever bothered to notice!
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it how pretty it looked.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a bass player?
The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
A tattoo.
What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call a bass player with a college degree?
Night manager at McDonalds.
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the guitar player has to show him how to do it.
How many Rock bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
No one ever bothered to notice!
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it how pretty it looked.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a bass player?
The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
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lordie
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bt batok central omfg. i live around that area.. and i am a bassist hmmmm14... sec 3?! what the. lols. im 15 and im sec 3 and i havent retained... MEANS U SKIPPED A YEAR?! power.
ehhh PEOPLE ANY ONE INTERESTED IN METAL BAND?? looking for a commited BASSIST HERE!
fgl
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?
paid escort
What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Aquanaut
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
pay him like you would Pino.
What do you call a bass player with a college degree?
John Decon of Queen
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they like living in the shadow of the guitar players
How many Rock bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
no rock bass player will ever change light bulb - they leave it to the non rock bass players
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He said - forget it, no foreplay - I just plug in and play
What's the difference between a savings bond and a bass player?
None really - as the economic crunch shows apparently
apologies to all bassist ... my weird sense of humour :mrgreen:
paid escort
What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Aquanaut
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
pay him like you would Pino.
What do you call a bass player with a college degree?
John Decon of Queen
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they like living in the shadow of the guitar players
How many Rock bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
no rock bass player will ever change light bulb - they leave it to the non rock bass players
What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He said - forget it, no foreplay - I just plug in and play
What's the difference between a savings bond and a bass player?
None really - as the economic crunch shows apparently
apologies to all bassist ... my weird sense of humour :mrgreen:
He's a bassist?
I always thought of him more of a clown(or entertainer if you want a more politically correct term) with a bass dangling in front of him as a neck/chestpiece...
