Best tasting Cow

[pepper-]

blackmoo, if we're to eat you whole, you're gonna be sticking out of our gullets when we're swallowing you down. that's pretty gross isn't it.

and blackmoo! beat his avatar! i mean like hit the comp screen and all!

 

[ShredCow]

Actually. We should be bulls.

Blackbull

Shredbull

Right? I mean... I have no identity crisis here.

 

[pepper-]

sexual disorientation

 

[schred]

Ok hint: Cooler axe, tastier milk. Bigger axe, bigger udder. What abt quality of meat?

 

[MrRhoads]

Jeff Beck !!!!!!





sorry.. carry on

 

[BlackMoo]

I'm beefier than shredcow!! Eat me! I go for less per pound too!

 

[ShredCow]

No. Blackmoo, you must understand. People don't eat beef thats black. Its insane!!!! I mean, what? Your milk is probably black too! Ewwwwww!

 

[pepper-]

choco milk! or mocha. i think its awesome! =D

shredded milk produce skimmed milk? =\

 

[schred]

Ok now price is a factor too. I just hope therez no spread of madcow disease. Pls man we need a break frm these epidemics. Imagine all the cows in the world running for president/prime minister/mp.

 

[BlackMoo]

Ok fine. Eat shredcow. At least I can grab his axe and he'll be going down you guy's gullets .


BTW MY FATHER is 55! HES IN THE NEXT ROOM LIsTENING TO TECHNO?! WTF WTF WTF????

 

[ixora05]

hahaha this thread makes absolutely no sense at all

 

[schred]

Hoooyaa he just recalls the gd ol' days when he didnt haev kids or a wife. No onegina either.

 

[schred]

It marks the 0 anniversary of soft's first grass day where all cows get together to share their side of the stories of life. It falls on every 47th of 13th mth cow calender.

 

[BlackMoo]

My milk is white, pure and creamy as can be. Full of calcium, germanium, plutonium, americium, lanthanium,and other beneficial vitamins and minerals.

 

[somebody]

hey shred.
just upped ur votes. hahah
thats for the superb hospitability the last time SanXp and I dropped by your place. hahah.
nice cats btw.

meow moo moo

 

[pepper-]

okay thanks for informing. DO NOT DRINK BLACKMOO'S MILK PPL. it kills!

 

[ShredCow]

My milk is white, pure and creamy as can be. Full of calcium, germanium, plutonium, americium, lanthanium,and other beneficial vitamins and minerals.

germanium = Material for use in pedal making
plutonium = atomics anyone?
americium = lose yourself in mtv
lanthanium = I don't know what this is

I think blackmoo, you better be proven via clinical tests first.

 

[BlackMoo]

No. You'll grow tall, increased cardiovascular health, healthier haemoglobin count, increased libido, optimal hormone levels and of course, you'll lose weight .

 

[schred]

Optimal hormone levels? No pls man therez enuff trouble with unwanted hard-ons man pls man no.

 

[pepper-]

schred: LOL. gosh that is so true