$30 fine for eating sweet

Lol. i'm sure when smrt send down their guys to do these chcks, they expect them to excercise sme common sense. maybe this guy was just having a shit day. all the unlucky commuters kena by him. too bad the fines arent going into his pocket. Lol.
 
I guess it's all about living in Singapore. I saw a Primary school kid being caught the other day for drinking water at Bishan and the guy was like taking down all his particulars. The SMRT personnel was totally being a jerk. I mean come on, the kid was like at most 9 or 10? And it's only plain water not carbonated drinks etc.
 
wow makes me feel like taking up an SMRT platform job cos its a good way of venting frustration: by making small kids pay for drinking plain water!
 
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"iF sTEVEN gERRARD WAS DRINKING BEER IN OUR MRT - HE WOULD BE FOUND NOT GUILTY"

Stevie G's mates would plead guilty..Stevie G would plead not guilty..video evidence would show that he did not take the first bite/drank the first gulp..the way he ate would be like a professional eating champion-all fast and fury...

all evidence would point that Stevie G was upset coz SMRT would not play Phil Collin's music..so SMRT is also guilty
 
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hehehe no offence bro...

i'm one of the few fans of the greatest football club in the world

San Francisco '49ers..
 
quote by fgl

"iF sTEVEN gERRARD WAS DRINKING BEER IN OUR MRT - HE WOULD BE FOUND NOT GUILTY"

Stevie G's mates would plead guilty..Stevie G would plead not guilty..video evidence would show that he did not take the first bite/drank the first gulp..the way he ate would be like a professional eating champion-all fast and fury...

all evidence would point that Stevie G was upset coz SMRT would not play Phil Collin's music..so SMRT is also guilty


hahahahahahaaa - up your pts!
 
Extracted From HWZ

WALLL OF TEXT BUT INTERESTING READ :D

I'm in an incredibly foul mood right now. Just got back from Kembangan Mrt station and DAMN I AM ****ING ANGRY!!!!!!

First the stupid female doctor, now this ****ing chinese old mrt lady staff.

God now you know why I hate females??!??! Why are they so ****ing guai lan!??!?
I mean if I were a lawyer or a business woman or a woman with SOME RANK I might be guai lan.

**** SAKE, you are a ****ing Mrt Staff! Not that I'm against anyone who has parents working as Mrt Staff (as long as they are polite and friendly and courteous) but if your mom's name is Annie Tay, we canNOT be friends. Not only that, go **** yourself for having her as a mom, there you go.

I'm seething mad because I KNOW DRINKING IS PROHIBITED IN THE MRT STATION. I know that you can't drink on mrt platforms, can't drink in the train, and cannot drink within the barriers.

****!! I didn't know that even if you're WALKING PAST one entrance to get to the other, DRINKING, is also unallowed!

Or must be that ****ing staff guai lan.

So me and bb were supposed to be at the station at 6.30 to pass two of our buyers their packages, but we reached a little early. So we bought bubble tea and waited for them outside the barrier (near all the card deposits and standard tickets area) and ****!!! This ****ing old lady comes up to us and says (in a rude tone) : "Oi why are you drinking??!? Come with me! U know drinking not allowed??"

At this point my mind is doing some weird mind **** thing like "I'm not even inside the ****ing barrier man, what's wrong with u?"

But I say : "Oh sorry ok we're on our way out now." (Gestures to the other entrance and starts walking over)

And then as I approach the entrance, I took another sip of my drink.


Then she holds me by the arm and says: "EH U DRINK AGAIN. COME I REPORT U TO POLICE! COME!"


........... And i'm like "**** you! I'm walking out already!"

And she's like "No you are drinking the station. Give me your c."

And I say "I don't have my ic woman I live right next to the ****ing station. And I'm walking out already, can't you...."

And she shouts " I DONT CARE! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

........ DID I MEET ONE CRAZY lovelovelovelovelove OR WHAT?!?!?

THAT'S NOT ALL ****ED UP.

WE WAITED AT THE ENTRANCE FOR THE 'POLICE' TO COME AFTER SHE CALLED THEM AND I'M WATCHING THE FOYER LIKE A ****ING HALK.

THEN...................... A guy walks from the entrance chewing on a ****ing currypuff towards us.

And I point at him and say "Eh that guy's eating too. CATCH HIM!"

She tells me : " I only have one pair of hands. I already catch you guys already. "

"Then shouldn't you be like, upstairs catching REAL people eating?"

"I already catch you already. (smirk)"


OH
MY
GOD


Then two more people walk past, drinking bubble tea and chewing on Old Chang Kee's.

"NEH SHE'S EATING. Why u don't want catch her??!?!"

"..... She's not eating, she's just chewing."

At this point I am so ****ing angry I yell at her.

"What the **** do you mean she's just chewing? I was just sipping??!?!??!!?"

"No, you were...."

I cut her off mid-sentence.

"No shut up. Don't talk to me."

She hesitates, then starts saying something : " ..."

"I said don't talk to me. Shut up."

Then two little girls come in the foyer and start SKATE-SKOOTING.

****ING! SKATESKOOTING! IN! THE! ****ING! CROWD!

With dubious eyes I glare at her.

"ARENT YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?!?!?"

She looks at me and she says "No. There's no sign that says no skateskooting."

I say "okay." and take out my phone and take a picture of the stupid ignorant girl happily skate-skooting around.

THIS IS WHEN - THIS IS WHEN SHE STARTS YELLING "MEI MEI DONT PLAY HERE AH!"

....... **** you. **** YOU.

Then I started shouting at her.

I've never shouted at someone so loudly in my life. I was SO. MAD. But it felt good. UGH!!!!!! She was being so rude!

The police comes and I half expect them to be as 'guai lan' as her.
But surprisingly, they talk nicely to me and ask me to tell them what happened. ****ing lady comes in and tells her that 'it's LTA rules that station is still station."

Then I ask her "Then how come at Tampines Mrt Station I can take my bubble tea INTO the foyer and SIP IT WHILE TOPPING UP MY EZ-LINK CARD???"

She doesn't answer at first, then she says "How would I know? I don't work there also."


_l_


Your mother also didn't know that she was giving birth to a mrt personel when she ****ed your dad.

The police empathized with us and told us to appeal against her. It was so embarrassing, talking to them and everyone who walked past would throw me dirty looks, like I did something nasty.

Then they took us into the station lounge room and annie wrote the summon for us. While writing I saw this sign on the wall and I almost laughed -

"Even if the customer has made a mistake, make him/her feel good by showing care and concern under ALL circumstances."

WTF????

So I asked her if she had her breaks here. And she said yes.

Then I was like "So u take your breaks here but u don't read the signs that you people put up????"

And she didn't answer. U ****ing lovelovelovelovelove.

After the whole thing the police walked us out and told us that they knew how unreasonable SMRT was being. I felt comforted by that, but that same comfort immediately got taken over by anger and rage because I knew that it WAS unreasonable. I didn't even do ANYTHING wrong. Why the **** is it unallowed to drink while WALKING ACROSS the two entrances?!? It's not like I'm GOING IN the barrier and ABOUT to take the train AND drinking???!

See? That's why I hate female workers. They are so.......so.............. omg I'm becoming a sexist. Ha,ha,ha, if only mtv could see me now. And you see? Now I hate chinese, too! Double-disqualify me!

No? Why?

Oh, you mean it's okay if I say bad stuff about my own race?

KNEW IT.

I know it's only $50/$70 because it's my first offence but **** this isn't even an offence?!??!?
If you THINK it's an offence leave a comment because I WANNA KNOW WHY. If you DONT, leave a comment too so I can use it against the ****ing old lady. Yea, I'm going to write a complaint about her after I publish this post. I WILL.

So again, if your mom/sister/daughter/wife/****-mate (i never know), is Annie Tay, we cannot be friends. Go **** yourself.
SMRT ARE SO FULL OF ***********
 
You rock man.The fact that you shouted at her and all.These people need some of that and I believe what you've done isnt an offence.If so then why do they have 7-11 or whatsoever located in the station.
 
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