if i get to win the tuner, i will pledge to God, and Satan, and Lucifer, and Allah and Buddha to stay true and loyal and faithful to the darling tuner and never set my eyes on another tuner.ermm..maybe not.
lemme try again.i want the tuner because we were fated and destined to be together from the start.err..doesnt seem to work.
3rd try.i want the tuner.i will make love to the tuner 24/7 so that it never feels lonely.
4th try.i want the tuner because it is the hottest thing ever that will lie on my bed.
5th try.i want the tuner because I WANT IT!!