Learning Martial Arts.

im sure a midget like you won't have a gun if ur anywhere around singapore... unless ur a policemen but i don't think thats the real deal stuff..

so why not have self defence so you too can remember that no one in singapore is allowed to have a bullet in ur possesion, let alone a gun! 8)
 
Ground fighting at darren de silva's place near clarke quay is highly recommended. Of course these days there are also many good places to learn ground fighting and BJJ styled grappling here. The judo place in lavender comes to mind. But having been at darren's for 3 years in the past, the atmosphere and people there are great and very willing to help. Highly recommended. He also teaches muay thai there. Privately, he can also teach you knife fighting, stick fighting, krav maga and etc.

If you wanna do stand up fighting, many good places here also. Contact Kinetics around Joo Chiat is good. Got a few friends who are the instructors there. Singapore has alot of good boxing places to train and also more and more muay thai places are coming up.

If you prefer to do a more traditional martial art....i suggest kyokushin karate or San Da
 
you should pick up martial arts where they tow a lorry with their penis. that is what I call the penis's mightier than the sword...

eh... pen is mightier than the sword.. heh
 
well im a lazy person... i heard in the army, for close combat fighting u learn taekwondo or some shit..

well thanks guys for the lucrative posts... will contact some of u guys who offered some good lobangs...

for the penis towing, i think u need to mug a bottle of steroids + 1 bottle of viagra. and one more standing by... :lol:
 
Yes army is supposed to be taekwondo...but it isn't anyway....they make you shout at the top of your voice in ridiculous stances thinking it could probably scare away the enemy. Everyone knows the shit they teach you in the army is a total joke. Anyone who thinks you can defend urself with the stuff they teach u there or in p.t.i sch is serious deluded.

Police used to do boxing, until someone died and it was banned. I know they still do judo. But perhaps not for NSF.
 
Anyway, there was this Japanese martial arts master who mastered the art of shouting.

He could stop anyone in his tracks by shouting. His master used to able to kill small birds. And he can ring bells... by shouting. Pretty cool... Can anyone find that vid?

yeah theres a video of him on youtube trying his shouting technique on someone and getting absolutely hammered...freaking hilarious
 
or you can learn from pai mei of shaolin mountain, but he only speak cantonese..... or put yourself in a coffin and buried it under sand and punchn your way through the coffin
 
Learn jujitsu, wing chun or Krav mga. These are the few that focus on self-defense rather than fanciful kicks or movement.

Learnt jujitsu for 2yrs+ but i quit coz getting lazy. =X
 
there you go i think this is it:

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Hahah.

Thats was absolutely hilarious. I cannot imagine how much he paid those black belts to do that video or give him the 200-0 record. That Jap MMA fella really got him good and he wasn't even half serious.

I can imagine if they got someone like matt huges or mirko crocop to fight him.
 
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