Your Cannot Make it Inventions
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Advertising Slogan in quotes
1) Fart Receptacle - Saving yourself for that special occasion!
"Now, you can save your bestest for when you need it most! Easy to use receptacle fits most openings. Then open it up when you really want to share your innermost thoughts."
2) Portable Water Recycling Machine
"Why drink others' zai chui when you can drink your own?
It's like you can eat your cake and have it too!
Made by Singaporeans.
For Singaporeans.
Every home needs (at least) one"
1) Fart Receptacle - Saving yourself for that special occasion!
"Now, you can save your bestest for when you need it most! Easy to use receptacle fits most openings. Then open it up when you really want to share your innermost thoughts."
2) Portable Water Recycling Machine
"Why drink others' zai chui when you can drink your own?
It's like you can eat your cake and have it too!
Made by Singaporeans.
For Singaporeans.
Every home needs (at least) one"
Godspeed64
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A solar-powered torchlight.
A ventriloquist show for the blind.
Inflatable dartboard.
A guitar pick for the left handed.
A bass guitar. (kidding about this one! lol)
:mrgreen::mrgreen:
A ventriloquist show for the blind.
Inflatable dartboard.
A guitar pick for the left handed.
A bass guitar. (kidding about this one! lol)
:mrgreen::mrgreen:
tim098
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pulaubelakangmati
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- a pillow that transforms into Jennifer Love Hewitt (once ur head touches the pillow)
Godspeed64
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Dude.. That's a "can make it invention" not a cannot make it!
Jennifer Love Hewitt or any star of your choice can? :mrgreen::mrgreen:
You can't / can't have / can't invent:
An Airplane with no wings.
A Car with square wheels
A cross-breed between Cannabis and Tomatoes
Fat-free Lard
Milk a man's nipples
Porn-free Internet
Free-porn Internet
20 inch gauged Guitar strings
C3-P0
R2-D2
A real functioning Light Saber
A remote controlled wife/girlfriend
A battery charger that runs on batteries
An upsized Mc.Penis meal with a side shit
A fair and legitimate Presidential election
(Hmm well thats just off the top of my head)
An Airplane with no wings.
A Car with square wheels
A cross-breed between Cannabis and Tomatoes
Fat-free Lard
Milk a man's nipples
Porn-free Internet
Free-porn Internet
20 inch gauged Guitar strings
C3-P0
R2-D2
A real functioning Light Saber
A remote controlled wife/girlfriend
A battery charger that runs on batteries
An upsized Mc.Penis meal with a side shit
A fair and legitimate Presidential election
(Hmm well thats just off the top of my head)
Godspeed64
Active member
HOW CAN I FORGET THIS ONE!!!
Air guitar!!! Omg.. How bloody lame is that.. :???:
Air guitar!!! Omg.. How bloody lame is that.. :???:
Aki S. Ian
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actually it takes talent to air guitar.... you notice how those who actually plays the guitar cant really air guitar as good as those who cant play real guitar?
Godspeed64
Active member
We take time and effort to develop a skill, which they attempt to "mimick"..
Musicians take decades to perfect their art, but an air guitarist? I'd say they need at most 2 years to be considered hell good?
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/columns/the_guide_to/air_guitar_whats_next.html
Musicians take decades to perfect their art, but an air guitarist? I'd say they need at most 2 years to be considered hell good?
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/columns/the_guide_to/air_guitar_whats_next.html
PatheinRaindropMoe
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solar powered touch light prolly valid. It will store charges inside and allow usage anytime after that. Haha, unless one is living in places where sun dont shine over period of months, if not it can be useful in a local context.
heh, heres something in term of cost be impractical for most, since if having the money, prolly can get real person to spar with instead...
heh, heres something in term of cost be impractical for most, since if having the money, prolly can get real person to spar with instead...
Xyno
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heh heh.
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john_dzite
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1) Milo Peng Hot!
2) Iced Hot Chocolate
3) A freezer that freeze you for 100 years and when you are meltes, you are still alive
4) A talking hole puncher
2) Iced Hot Chocolate
3) A freezer that freeze you for 100 years and when you are meltes, you are still alive
4) A talking hole puncher
faberglass
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haha that ERP thing is also show at the money no enough 2 movie
Ad Slogans are in quotes -
A polaroid-type video camera.
"Cherish your favourite video memories in the palm of your hands.
UNDER A MINUTE TO RENDER!"
- Eh, come to think of it ah, this one horh, someday ah, maybe can actuary gotch good potential horh - micro-thin, video playback devices.
A polaroid-type video camera.
"Cherish your favourite video memories in the palm of your hands.
UNDER A MINUTE TO RENDER!"
- Eh, come to think of it ah, this one horh, someday ah, maybe can actuary gotch good potential horh - micro-thin, video playback devices.
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