Advertising Slogans are in quotes.
1 - Democracy in SG :mrgreen::twisted:
:-D
"Yeah Right!"
2 - Free-size condoms
"For real men - or the stupid"
3 - Free Petrol
"Fight the high cost of petrol!!!"
4 - McDonalds upsize of Buns
"I LOVE BIG BUNS"
hurhurhur - I can just picture the advertisement for this one.
5 - Stainless steel boxers
"For that extra protection - for kiasu sports enthusiasts"
6 - An airline called Flight of Dynamite
"Die die, must try"
7 - Instant Touch Food
"Don't have to eat - just touch it"
8 - Massage Chair with Built-in Rotating Fan
"Enjoy yourself while watching wet paint dry"
9 - Chess set for three players
10 - Monopoly game where FTs start off
with more money,
and earn extra throw of the dice by simply playing the game,
and locals, instead of resting at certain spots, have to serve NS!
11 - Talking Microphone
"With A Friend in Hand, You Don't Need a Band "
12 - 500Kg Dumbells
"From the Anthony Bobbins school of motivation for newbie idiots"
13 - Snoring Pillows
"Surprise
Your Loved One with a Gift They Can't Appreciate"
"pssst, volume knob is stuck at 10"
14 - Amplified Violin for 1-2 year olds
"Comes with built-in recorder so your kids can hear themselves even when they are too tired to play"
15 - A Book Title - "How to make $1 billion in a day and live happily ever after - forever"
"You cannot go wrong if you follow all our easy-to-follow steps"
16 - Rock n Roll radio station that plays all their songs backwards
"Tune in to tune out"
17 - A Book Title - "How to teach your kids to create their very own alphabet"
"For ages 1-4"
18 - A Book Title - "From the authors of, 'How to teach your kids to create their very own alphabet', here's "How to write your first book in your own language"
"For ages 4-85"
19 - A Book Title - "How to pick up the best chicks at brothels"
"Money-back Guarantee"
20 - A Book Title - "How to perform a lobotomy safely - FOR DUMMIES"
"Do it right the first time!"