worst thing that happened in school

orcfiend is indeed a real fiend. Lol

dhalif: that can NEVER deter my classmate from being late then. he loves pulling up his long pants exposing his not-sexy-at-all-and-freaking-hairy-like-an-ape legs which grosses out every teacher who enters the class.
 
1) I'm prone to nose-bleeds, and when it starts to bleed, it bleeds BADD such that if i can't grab a tissue to cover my nose in a nanosecond, i have to cup the blood in my hands!!

So when my nose suddenly started to bleed in my Sec 2 Maths class, and blood started to drip on my white uniform, everybody started panicking. And the one who panicked the most was my teacher who started screaming, "ARE YOU OKAY?? WHO PUNCHEDD YOU??!! TELL ME, DON'T BE AFRAID!! WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?? YOU BETTER OWN UP NOW!!"

And she started stuffing up my nose with tissue paper, and with a ball of tissue up my nose, i just couldn't stop laughing!!!

2) A teacher in my primary school stuffed a kid's mouth with blackboard chalks and it came out in the newspaper. And a few years' later, a teacher (i think it was the same teacher) was in the newspaper again because she injured herself 'coz she tripped on the wire of the OHP and fell flat on her face!! wahahahahaha. :twisted:
 
yucks

The worse thing that could happen.. (this happened to my classmate) ..would be having a male classmate enter the wrong toilet (he entered a female toilet)..and then being reported that he was looking for someone to rape.. or molest..and then gossip of him starts going round..and around..until the teachers started rambling on abt it for months.. pple started thinking he raped his gf.. and he was sex hungry and all..the gals didn't even dare to stand near him..they all thought he was a serial rapist.. *smacks forehead*.. it's damn stressing.. i really pity him..
 
wth! the teacher actually stuffed blackboard chalks into the students mouth?that is dangerous man..

but then rite,nothing beats my primary school teacher who luuurrrvvveee to dig his nose n stuff his boogie into a students mouth if that student is naughty..hahahha..he used to b my MT teacher in pri 2..but i think he retired already ah now..lol..
 
Lucky that didn't happen to me, i was in a hurry to go toilet one day after remedial at around 4pm and i peed in a girl's toilet by mistake. i didn't even realise until i went out. but luckily no one noticed :lol:
 
aah being late for school.. only once in my whole sec school life.. and i actually did it on purpose. We met at the near by shopping mall for breakfast.. chit chat. And took a cab into the school.. we told the uncle to drive all the way to the back to the school and smuggle ourself back to the class when there's a change of period. pss.. and actually some asshole told my formteacher and we got booked for being late. :(

HM! BUT i'm one of the good girls after all. I"M THE WELFARE MONITRESS who had toilet paper on her desk... cus my classmate always complained that there's not enough toilet paper.. so being the welfare.. i have to take care of that. i went to the cleaner and asked for toilet paper... hmmmm. I'm so mad. tsk i was a good girl ok. i reach school at almost 6.20am everyday. HAHA i was so kiasu.
 
I pushed my friend into the girl's toilet once. He tripped and fell. Stunned for a second...fixed his glasses. Realised where he was standing. Screamed. I got beaten up by him.

But he probably enjoyed the experience because some girls were changing in there. :P

My cousin's friend was a heavy smoker and he kept smoking in the toilet. Once the teacher came while he was smoking. So he quickly threw away his cigarrete when the smoke was still in his lungs. The teacher asked him "were you smoking?" and the guy just had to say "no" with all the smoke coming out from his mouth. :roll: but my cousin says that after the few years they started smoking together. :P
 
after P.e some of the guys were bathing in the toilets, one of my friend took out his camera phone ,raise the phone over the door, and snapped a pic of that guy.. haha

but he deleted it in the end.
 
i got a friend who said that when he was in primary 1 or 2, there was this old female malay teacher who liked to call children vulgarities in class. imagine in primary 1 class, a teacher calls a child, "FAZLI CIBAI...". hahaha. at that time, of cos they didn't know what was the meanings of the vulgarities she said, but as time goes by and he got more mature few years later, he realised wat they meant. other examples are "<insert name here> buto" "sial punye budak"... and many many more. hahaha
 
worst thing?



*thinks*




*thinks harder*



omg. i think i was pretty guai in school. oh wait. is like, jumping off the second floor and laughing your ass off hysterically considered bad?



i don't think so.



*thinks some more*


oh. err. flashers i guess.
 
hahahaha...freaking funny stuffs you guys experienced...the sec 2 blowjob thingy was EXTREMELY sick...EXTREMELY...

1)anyway, when i was in primary school...there was a taxi driver who stopped at our school to use the toilet...i dont know why or how...maybe just his fate...but he was later found dead at the cubicle...it appeared in the newspaper at that time...freaky stuff for a primary school kid... :oops:

2)again in my primary school...the staff room which was on the first floor had a corridor...it was a pretty long corridor with around 5-6 doors to the teacher's rooms...a kid was running along that corridor...pretty fast runner that kid was...unfortunately for him...THE DOORS SWINGS OUTWARDS!!! OUCH!! poor kid...the next day they painted yellow lines to mark the distance the door would swing...

3)this one PRETTY RECENT...happened in SP...was in my studio, second floor, doing stuff...when my friend, came from the other side of the studio to inform us all about a couple making out on the first floor...we being mature and good students,...RUSHED to the window to watch the show...by the time i got to see...the girl was already having her thingy fingered...as in hardcorely fingered...she was wearing a skirt...and the tootsy part is...the person fingering her...was a female too! that's not the worst part...my studio was on the second floor...so we had to look down at them...but there were also another studio on the first floor...and they were at the same floor as the Set...so the only thing that separates the horny couple from the poor first years was a one way window...the couple was like freaking 2 meters away from the window...front row seats...and yeah...the third years students were on the third floor...i pity the couple...i wonder why the didnt just do it in the toilet since they are both females...hmm...gets me thinking... :?
 
Frozen said:
I pushed my friend into the girl's toilet once. He tripped and fell. Stunned for a second...fixed his glasses. Realised where he was standing. Screamed. I got beaten up by him.

But he probably enjoyed the experience because some girls were changing in there. :P

My cousin's friend was a heavy smoker and he kept smoking in the toilet. Once the teacher came while he was smoking. So he quickly threw away his cigarrete when the smoke was still in his lungs. The teacher asked him "were you smoking?" and the guy just had to say "no" with all the smoke coming out from his mouth. :roll: but my cousin says that after the few years they started smoking together. :P

haha happened to my friend once.. we had to come back for rehearsals for something.. school was quite empty to we just smoked outside the hall(rehearsals in the hall).. he got caught by the teacher.. he told the teacher "i did not smoke".. at the smoke part, smoke came out of his mouth :lol:
 
ash said:
i wonder why the didnt just do it in the toilet since they are both females...hmm...gets me thinking... :?

They probably just like the excitement of doing it in the open :lol:
 
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