What are they trying to prove?! Omg!

[Aki S. Ian]

lol..

these self defence mechanism are banned in singapore..

its like a double edge knife dude.

if you can use it to defend yourself why cant the aggressor use it to attack you?

haha

 

[Hydrofly]

always carry a taser with you.

Hey, if you're big enough, just flex muscles and look in their direction.

 

[EugeneSmasher]

Size doesn't really matter. A lot of people think I'm intimidating, and I'm quite short! Though my regular workout every morning probably makes me look more difficult to tackle.

I get a lot of ah bengs passing by my window, and youngsters in the bus (these are 13-16 year old kids) acting as if they got balls. Seriously, ah bengs are just posers who have yet to mature brain-wise. As intimidating as they seem, I just adopt a 'carefree' attitude and nicely ignore them, because if you ain't scared of them, they'd be pretty intimidated by you.

I don't mind teaching them a lesson, though! :twisted::wink:

 

[Aki S. Ian]

lets all not forget how usefull they are also.

without them, they make us average guys look smarter.

and give work for the police.
no ahbengs no police.

 

[jeepers]

But is it worth the effort?

Oh hell, they won't even put up much of a fight anyhow. You prolly won't even break sweat.

Actually, we shouldn't find fault with them. It's the parents. Zero parenting skillzxXX.

DUDE, we are smarter than them. With them around, we look like geniuses.

Know the classic Evolution monkey to man diagram. We're the man, they're the first forms of monkeys. Brains the size of hamster shit.

 

[fullmetal]

Maybe they aren't happy that you didn't invite them to play along with your PSP.

Next time, offer them the chance to play Guitar Hero III with you on PS3..

Anyway, you have responded well to that situation. It puts you on a higher pedestal than them.

 

[shinobi]

why do ahbengs do these kinds of things? because there is a reaction

 

[hecklerkoch]

Donno if anybody here is from the Fire teadance era here but Ah Bengs back then were so much cooler and fierce.

They were real gangsters back then, with real guts. I think you should know that the Marina Bay area was synonymous with countless gangfights that resulted with at least one person actually killed every time.

And the Ah Lians are waaaaaay cuter and fun. :mrgreen:

Nowadays, uncouth Ah Bengs are a real shame to themselves and to their poor mothers who gave birth to them.

They actually expect people to fear them when they enter a place and say KNNCCB loudly.

 

[Aki S. Ian]

'fire'?
haha,
that place actually had a mini arcade inside..

yeah, back down they were so fierce. they were the dominant 'force'.
nowadays so many struggle of power between the different races..

 

[blueprintstudios]

aiya it's all a part of puberty in teenagers now. we diss em now "poser bengs/punks/emo wrist slashers" next time our kids would become like that with the kind of crap they influence on TV and internet. it's all ID crisis you know, first we go discover our sexuality, then we discover whether we're "punk/beng/emo/ska,mod/cpop/kpop/jrock/rnb/rap/hiphop/reggae" in our blood, then after that when we hit quarter life crisis at 25, we discover how dumb we were back then and grow out of it.

as I always quote these dumbasses who don't wake up their idea :
"There's always hope for mentally handicapped, but there's no cure for stupidity."


80¢ worth

 

[RazrAsh]

blueprint dude, thats precisely the reason i dont ever wanna have kids. i dont think i wanna raise some child to become an ah beng just because of peer pressure ( although i was an ex ah beng once! ) but seriously, if they try to start something, just grab their hair hard and pull out a lighter. should scare the living daylights out of them.

 

[MadWerewolfBoy]

dont tease him bro ...

Don't TASTE me!!!

ahhh!

haha btw, this 950000 volt blast knuckles seems cool:

Blast Knuckles

 

[Aki S. Ian]

damn, aint that a knuckle duster+taser hybrid?

damn thats going to get you into alot of trouble in singapore

 

[john_dzite]

I guess "Ignorance is bliss" is quite true. They are just kids who have slower brains. Forgive them. Hahaha

 

[knnyeeee]

having a brass knuckle+taser would kick some serious ass.
who'd thought they could combine the two?!
its like a dream come true!
just imagine, an immobilized ah beng.

 

[marilyn]

i rem back in my teens my fren would love to wear big metal rings with spikes or just really big ones. he would punch other ppl if we ever got into any trouble... its quite a messy sight to behold.

i rem too last time got the branded era, moschino, gio gio armani, mcm, valentino, istante, versace with polo ralph, burberries polo ts and the grunge kids got kross kolors. and rem the converse slippers donno if anyone from my time one... the mid to late ninties! clothes back then were really ex man! one would cost anywhere from $100 bucks to $1k also have

Bengs back then carried Jean Paul Gautier long wallets and long sharp combs...

hahaha i used to laugh at those combs man... seriously i seen my frens used it b4 and also used on... they never went in just broke or something in the end.

ok lah delinquents are part n parcel of life... i guess everyone comes from different lives. there are some bengs who also made in life either thru selling like really damn alot of handphones or cars or dvds or loansharking, bookie.

and then again there are the ppl who study their whole lives went into uni and just accept a job that pays well erm well lo...

i also have frens who are highly educated but have thru loads of mischief in their youths.
well some are doing well and some are ok n some are not.

no need to get mad at ah bengs, yes they might made a choice to become one, but their choices were still based on their personalities and characters, moderated by circumstantial situations and environment.

i used to be one of those delinquents too...

why? i was searching then and am still searching now... and what have i found; well more or less what u had too, some same some different.

if it made a delinquent of me thru my search and now i am not but of another, then what of your search then and what of you now?

hahaha maybe i am just talking cock to some and maybe i am not to some.

 

[marilyn]

anyways one more post erm what do bengs wear now?

skinny jeans? i think they are only for ppl with small butts... pls if u r some with fleshy thighs n butts dont... they don make you look skinnier... they make u look rounder n fatter... trust me.

 

[panz3rr]

ah bengs were cool(sharp comb, fire disco era). now theyre trying to be mats(tapered pants, trucker cap, and bus tickets?). what the heaou?!?

 

[gutturalpiss]

Our Ah Bengs are really uncool, to the extent that I'm really disappointed and ashamed. Naughty boys of India, China and Japan are way cooler. They carry sub-machine guns instead of Parangs, and wear expensive dresses instead of jeans and slippers. The best of all are the Japanese. They don't even care to stare at you, even if you look different and menacing, as was the case for me once. They mind their own businesses and have their manners.

 

[hecklerkoch]

If Bengs have manners, they wouldn't be called Bengs liao lah.

When I was a teenager, my four friends and I were just walking on the pathway beside a main road in CCK when we caught the attention of some Bengs and suddenly they ran across the road, all 30 plus of them, and surrounded us.

Luckily one of my friends was a smooth talker, and donno what he talk cock with one of the Bengs, we were let off to go our own merry way.

I think they were just simply bored lah.

Singapore nothing much to do mah, especially if you are a kid with no money.