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threadstarter : ah yes I know what you're talking about. years ago before I started driving I had many of these experiences. the most funniest one is this kid with a cap that was wayyy shorter and smaller than I am try to play punk with me at MRT, he bumped into me on purpose from the back, I ignored him for the first time, then when it happened again I wanted to turn back and confront him, then when I did, I looked down (on him literally) , I saw BOTH of his hands broken and on metal cast. Wahahaha...then I couldn't help but tried holding back my laughter and giving that kinda cramped face. he gave the "kua simi!" shit at me, then what's worst is, this auntie beside him start to hit his head and yell "ENOUGH LaH!" and I was real surprised at her boldness only to realise it's his mum (the similarities are there). so I got him where it hurts, I "charmed" his mom. "sorry ah auntie... just now I "accidentally" offended your son by bumping him (though otherwise), he's so badly hurt i hope you won't mind. i'm sooooo sorry." the auntie starts hitting his head again turning towards him (and each time flipping the cap lower and lower!! WAHAHA) and yelling "THIS NICE MAN ALREADY SAY SORRY LAH WHAT YOU WANT!" then the kid starts yelling "SOLI MANGKALI LA!" and since the mom wasn't looking at me I showed him the middle finger and "LOSER with CAPITAL L" sign laughing behind her back. and started walking off to enter via the next carriage.
the other last time I saw a kid in uniform getting his ass whalloped by a real ahbeng uncle (I often advise never to mess with the laojiao who's been through it all) from the back of the upper deck of the bus then kicked down the stairs and he kicked him off the bus at the next stop at suntec city HAHAH he's still yelling when the bus closed the doors and drove off "YOU COME DOWN LA! I FIGHT YOU DOWN HERE!" hahaha....
one gains happiness in other losers' humiliations in this highly stressed country...
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the other last time I saw a kid in uniform getting his ass whalloped by a real ahbeng uncle (I often advise never to mess with the laojiao who's been through it all) from the back of the upper deck of the bus then kicked down the stairs and he kicked him off the bus at the next stop at suntec city HAHAH he's still yelling when the bus closed the doors and drove off "YOU COME DOWN LA! I FIGHT YOU DOWN HERE!" hahaha....
one gains happiness in other losers' humiliations in this highly stressed country...
50¢ worth