lol oh u guys shld check out scientology. scientology has this story called 'the story of Xenu', it states that billions of yrs ago, this 'galactic tyrant' kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed as 'excess population' and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to this site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were supposedly exact copies of Douglas DC-8s (some airplane). He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days. The traumatised thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "Body Thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain and kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery. yeesh, fir-rick-kinnng re-tard-ation...