I fugged your mom :O
The earliest I can rmb was in k1 or k2, this guy dared me to throw smth at him, so I threw my pocahontas pencil box at his eye. He had to wear this patch for awhile.
Then still in k1 or k2, this guy put his fingers in between the tables when I was holding one of the tables up, don't know why but I just let the table go, all his fingers broke and he had to wear a cast for awhile
I rmb trapping a girl under a basket before also.
Primary school my friends and I go steal this guys WWE cards during recess, his bag got lock so we cut open his bag. (I don't feel bad about it though, cause this b4st4rd keeps stealing my stuff)
Another time, my other friend was looking at the fire extinguisher and I sprayed him in the face.
I also randomly beat up people and bully them cause I thought I was tough and inspired by WWE (things change already okay!)
Oh yeah, I also killed a pond of koi fish by feeding them twisties (honest mistake)
Secondary school. I threw mealworms into my maths teachers hair.
And when my english teacher walked pass my table, I will use marker draw on her dress.
I also had the bad habit of throwing wet toilet paper on the ceiling (but don't we all?)
Thinking about it, I feel like i've kinda let my mum down
cause she always had to go to school..
