The sex incident, a Les Paul story

[nicolasrivera]

This happened on the 01-07-2009.

Well..... i was at night relaxing watching tv with my les paul at arms, then my beautiful wife came on to me with a sexy mood and i just could not resist so i put the LP on one side and started making love, about 20 minutes later i hear that sound that's one of the most terrifying sounds of all time, a loud bang, the sound of wood meeting with tiles at 2 km/hr.Shi...t my Les Paul is on the floor face up....i jumped out of bed leaving my dear loved to see what my then acceptable neglect action to put the guitar in a stand has done. Well the guitar hit the floor with the headstock first so a little ship of wood from the back part came off and a hit on one side of the body was evident but thats all, i was relieved that the neck or headstock did not break. Damm this Les Paul are very well made!!!

After my heart restarted to normal rhythm i continued with my duty as a husband and man. But this is a great lesson for me, no matter what, always take the time to put your guitar in a stand of a case.

Nico.

 

[RicFreak]

What a story to start the day.........now I have no mood to work!
Unfortunately me wif is on business travel . I can only do with my Les Paul

I guess that's the reason why your LP has gone to terracotta tomb and back!
This beauty belongs in a museum.

 

[PatheinRaindropMoe]

i say wife over geetar! Even if those wood get splitted and destroyed.

 

[snuffleupagus]

I think the moral of the story is that we must all buy geetar stand

 

[Bryandt]

i say wife over geetar! Even if those wood get splitted and destroyed.

+1000000

But damn, I would be really sad if that happened to my guitar. I can only imagine jumping out of the bed!

 

[Lovehurts]

Nic, your story is the best lah. Really made my morning! :mrgreen:

 

[fgl]

I think the moral of the story is that we must all buy geetar stand

YES .. UNLIKE YOUR OTHER INSTRUMENT OF PLEASURE, YOUR GUITAR CANNOT STAND ERRECT ON IT'S OWN W/O A STAND

:-D

eh - i'm selling mine (stand that is)..anyone wants?

 

[Shynna80]

interesting ... i would have reacted the same way

 

[XLayaR]

Haha, your guitar got pissed that it was being neglected.....Like any mistress it played te sympathy card....

 

[mrekoj]

I think the moral of the story is that we must all buy geetar stand

moral of the story is to play the les paul, not ur wife

 

[lamestaine]

so were you having a boner when your guitar fell down??

 

[Lovehurts]

Moral of the story is play both your wife and guitar lah. Why not have the best of both worlds?

 

[snuffleupagus]

becos the geetar never complains when u leave your clothes on the floor

 

[fgl]

Moral of the story is play both your wife and guitar lah. Why not have the best of both worlds?

ERM i DUN LIKE "STAINS" ONMY GUITAR :mrgreen:

 

[Lovehurts]

You fellas are corrupt lah. Not healthy especially for people like me who are so young and highly impressionable.

 

[ilovegm]

Rofl, your wife nvr strangle you for stopping over the guitar?

 

[Apot_red]

10 Yrs ago.... I was playing my Avalon Acoustic guitar....my wife (that time still GF) accidentally elbowed the edge of the guitar and threr was a huge BANG!!! Instinct kicks in....I sayang the guitar....needless to say...Kenna lah!

 

[cruxgod]

guitar n wife..both comes with strings!

 

[jmb23]

LOL,the moral of the story is to have your flooring made out of sponge! safer for both wife and geetar!

 

[Breen]

Man you all are cocks. Wife lah. If not marry for what? Guitar can buy, repair, chips gives it some character. Broken oh well.

Hehe.