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trianglebiscuit
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editedbymattleesc : sorry im retarded
mattleesc said:
hahahahahahahahaha funny ass stuff....
you guys wanna know whats funny.
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go read the archives...
Bruce comes home one day and says to his roommate, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?"
His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out."
So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass."
Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out."
So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass."
Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
trianglebiscuit
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ChanMin said:
i dun get it
fibredrive
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heard of the new band from korea?
yeah, they're called Lin kim Pak.
(vell, at least i tried.) keke.
yeah, they're called Lin kim Pak.
(vell, at least i tried.) keke.
bush winning the election again ?... hahaha yup...
wonder which building the al qaeda is going to blow up next...
heres a good one...
A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"
The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled n the rocks below.
The man turns round, unzips his fly and says....
"I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"
wonder which building the al qaeda is going to blow up next...
heres a good one...
A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"
The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled n the rocks below.
The man turns round, unzips his fly and says....
"I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"
MackSonne
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Five guitarists sit on a wall. A psychotic killer comes and tries to shoot them. How many are left?
Ans: Five. Coz theydelayed the killer's actions, jammed the killer's gun, threw the killer into distortion, made the killer go wah wah, before leaving to find another wall to sit.
Ans: Five. Coz theydelayed the killer's actions, jammed the killer's gun, threw the killer into distortion, made the killer go wah wah, before leaving to find another wall to sit.
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