Post a Joke! (Enter at your own risk!)

[pooo]

Hahahahaha, that's wicked man! :lol:

 

[Tripper]

LOL!!!!!! freaking hilarious!!!

 

[antedeluvian]

and to think that schred was bad

 

[Tripper]

last light bulb joke for the day... i promise.

how does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb?

he holds it up and lets the world revolve around him. :mrgreen:

 

[fgl]

how many guitarist does it take to change a lightbulb?

NON

They get their freakin guitar tech to do it... 8)

 

[ixora05]

*snifs* drummer jokes. *snif*

 

[Tripper]

great! more drummer jokes! (no offence to drummers, these are all JOKES!)

what do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Drummer.

 

[3notesAbar]

How many bassist does it take to change a light bulb? *yawn*

They DONT. They just play open E in the dark.

 

[fgl]

How many guitar techs does it take to change a lite bulb...?

Just 1 - but U gotta wait 3 months for the part to be ordered and 3 weeks to servicing tyme b4 they change it...

8)

 

[ChanMin]

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's too afraid to cough!"

 

[eatmorechoco]

hahaha... that dumb.
but verrrrrry funny!
hahaha

 

[anep]

haha... nice one.. :lol:

 

[eatmorechoco]

anep, you from css??

 

[anep]

anep, you from css??

yerp.. are you?

ok, this has been my fav joke ever.
found it from funny.com
quoted everything from the site.

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

 

[eatmorechoco]

haha... i am!

 

[anep]

ermm...
you have a blog?
which sec you from?
by any chance are you mistaking me for the other anep from sec 3? :wink:

wah, so many questions...
haha... :lol:

 

[eatmorechoco]

lawl.
i'm from 3/7....

 

[3notesAbar]

Reminds me of Hitler in Little Nicky, LOLMAOROFL

 

[Frozen]

*snifs* drummer jokes. *snif*

I'll counter them. :evil:
or at least deflect it to the bassists.

What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend?
...homeless

jk

 

[sofyan]

What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend?
...homeless

I don't get it man