A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around , than spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
Good day, Madame. How may we help you today??
Very uncomfortably, she asks, Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle??
He answers, Madame, I'm afraid I can't say? If you farted just touching it, you're going to SHIT when you hear the price?