How many SOFTies does it take to screw a light bulb?

[Narcoleptia]

you just want some lightsticks to play with don't you Narco

who, me?

 

[Narcoleptia]

well, if you are talking about sexual wise. none.

no softies will screw the lightbulb.

if you are talking normal wise, well, since there are like 4000 softies registered. i'll give it that 500 knows. most of the time, if the lightbulb gets cranky or something, i will tell my dad. i don't know how to fix in a new lightbulb. so there you go.

don't mean anything offensive by the way.

since when did this thread become sexual? :'D

then again, lightbulbs come in different shapes and sizes...there are indeed many ways to screw one...hmm...oh never mind

haha. you're so cute.

 

[CrispyEgg]

mmm i say...
5 softies will tell u different techniques to screw the lightbulb,
1 will come along and critisize,
2 will mention other lightbulbs to buy as replacements,
3 will pop out and talk about how artistes dont have to screw in the lightbulb themselves,
2 will tell u the dangers of D-I-Y,
1x James will intercept the whole topic and remind us to keep it clean, be nice and friendly (and threaten to close the thread if we dont)
and finally,
1 will start cracking lightbulb jokes.

well isn't that the way most of our threads go around here?

 

[edo83]

how many softies you say? i say all the guitar softies! A group will be debating over which brand gives out warmer light or produces 60-cycle hum that affects his strat, another group arguing whether to replace the switch to a DPDT for true bypass so that the bulb shines at its brightest.

At the end of the day, all talk but no verdict reached and just settle for the cheapo china brand bulb to shove it in the socket :lol:

 

[seekz]

5 softies.

One softie will screw a light bulb then one softie will say his screwing sucks, then nother softie will come in and say "you so good, you show us you can screw a lightbulb first lah" then I'll come in and say "you don't need to know how to screw a light bulb" to know its not screwed properly" then someone will close thread to prevent angry exchange of words.

happens all to often

 

[fgl]

Only one softie is needed to screw in the lightblub (electrician preffered) BUT they will want you to audition first and pay the lightbulb audition fees before they actually confirm that you get to do it (without getting paid for your efforts).

 

[DarknessFury]

*No offence*

Answer: 2...One to screw the lightbulb, the other to s**k my ***k

 

[Narcoleptia]

ooh DarknessFury, u just waiting for the right moment to say that? haha

u guys are really funny

 

[DarknessFury]

Lol, what's the right moment? Meh~

 

[Scream_ed]

Darknessfury: :lol:

You sure that's what you want? Majority here are guys, y'know... wahaha

 

[DarknessFury]

Lol, someone asked me that question before...and I gave them the same answer as mine...I think I was a little tipsy that time...XD

 

[DemonOfTheFall]

None, but everyone will try and then realize that it had been done ages ago. Just that no one bothered to read the sticky titled 'LIGHT BULB FIXED'.

In Soviet Russia tho, the light bulbs screw you

 

[snuffleupagus]

Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.

 

[seekz]

A whole sh*tload of softies...

James will screw the lightbulb and we'll have to donate money to keep the electricity running.

LoL, no offense, just a joke. hehehe

 

[RazrAsh]

1 only.. blueark will change it to a ultra bright LED light.. and then make it have a sputter effect...

 

[anep]

haha, razrash's, another funny one...
have sputter effect... wtf?!?! :lol:

 

[jony]

8? 1 to screw it in, 6 to moan about how great those tubes were. 2 to say that the modelling lightbulb works just as fine.

 

[theblueark]

1 to screw the lightbulb and answer the post.

10 more in the coming months posting the same question.

Then a few people will post "this has been discussed before, do a search"

A few more will answer their questions all over again.

Poster will ignore all the good advice and continue asking questions.

Only the people who have no idea what they are talking about will reply.

Thor666 and ShredCow silently sigh.

 

[strats]

Only the people who have no idea what they are talking about will reply.

this part makes me thinks twice about replying now :?

 

[teraslasch]

I'd say NO softies will screw a light bulb because, SOFTIES WILL BE busy bitchin on this thread :lol: