gutturalpiss
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How many SOFTies does it take to screw a light bulb?
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i don't mind screwing a lightbulb... as long as i get paid. 
Narcoleptia
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chester277 said:i don't mind screwing a lightbulb... as long as i get paid.
Ooh like those phallic shaped christmasy ones? *licks lips* ;P
haha RazrAsh nice.
detroit_red
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you need 1 to screw the lightbulb, a couple more to come in and give different views, stupid comments, the topic will probably evolve to how to spell the word "mat" and mr admin will tell everyone to not screw anymore ..
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ok i change my answer..
it takes 4 softies, first one would post it in the forum and another 20 softies will argue endlessly on how the lightbulb got unscrewed, the second one would write a 25 min long guitar solo about it and then moan that the lack of a lightbulb meant he couldnt concentrate properly and he would have made mistakes even though the song sounds perfect, and a few softies will argue about the tone, the 3rd one will come in and inform the other users that they are talking about it in the wrong forum and proceed to give a link to the right forum and the 4th one will bitch about how the local scene is not united enough to settle that one teeny lightbulb, and a war of words will erupt between all the softies about musicians rights in singapore before james will finally come in, lock the thread and call the electrician to fix the lightbulb
it takes 4 softies, first one would post it in the forum and another 20 softies will argue endlessly on how the lightbulb got unscrewed, the second one would write a 25 min long guitar solo about it and then moan that the lack of a lightbulb meant he couldnt concentrate properly and he would have made mistakes even though the song sounds perfect, and a few softies will argue about the tone, the 3rd one will come in and inform the other users that they are talking about it in the wrong forum and proceed to give a link to the right forum and the 4th one will bitch about how the local scene is not united enough to settle that one teeny lightbulb, and a war of words will erupt between all the softies about musicians rights in singapore before james will finally come in, lock the thread and call the electrician to fix the lightbulb
Narcoleptia
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Panopticon-3 said:
you're trying to get my thread closed aren't you
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haha you know its true 
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BlackMoo said:
how is this thread offensive?
ok what is everyone listening to now?
gutturalpiss
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im listening to my speakers
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gutturalpiss said:
what's coming out of your speakers?
i realise pitchforkmedia has some of the weirdest music ever hmm.
detroit_red
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Wait!
And one will ask if it the lightbulb can chug and play classic rock ... :lol:
And another one to ask that guy to go FISH .. hahahah
And one will ask if it the lightbulb can chug and play classic rock ... :lol:
And another one to ask that guy to go FISH .. hahahah
Narcoleptia
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why don't we just throw away the damn lightbulb and give every softie a lightstick to play with. :| hmm?
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dric said:
c'mon..people here should lighten up!
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well, if you are talking about sexual wise. none.
no softies will screw the lightbulb.
if you are talking normal wise, well, since there are like 4000 softies registered. i'll give it that 500 knows. most of the time, if the lightbulb gets cranky or something, i will tell my dad. i don't know how to fix in a new lightbulb. so there you go.
don't mean anything offensive by the way.
no softies will screw the lightbulb.
if you are talking normal wise, well, since there are like 4000 softies registered. i'll give it that 500 knows. most of the time, if the lightbulb gets cranky or something, i will tell my dad. i don't know how to fix in a new lightbulb. so there you go.
don't mean anything offensive by the way.
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