Guess what i saw in my kitchen
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HAHA! great thing! SOFT girls are nutty 
erm.. both roaches and lizards are freaky.. i have lotsa lizards in my area..
whenever i go to the toilet.. i'll heard the plastic bag of my dustin.. and it always scare the shit out of me.
FLYING ROACHES ARE THE FREAKIEST THING!
oh yeah.. there's once a got a bug stuck in between my toes while i was sleeping.. you know, you can actually feel something hard moving in between your toes. I started screaming.. i didnt dare to look.. i had to call my dad to remove the bug.. i jus freeze there and kept shouting for help. HAHAHAHA.
erm.. both roaches and lizards are freaky.. i have lotsa lizards in my area..whenever i go to the toilet.. i'll heard the plastic bag of my dustin.. and it always scare the shit out of me.
FLYING ROACHES ARE THE FREAKIEST THING!
oh yeah.. there's once a got a bug stuck in between my toes while i was sleeping.. you know, you can actually feel something hard moving in between your toes. I started screaming.. i didnt dare to look.. i had to call my dad to remove the bug.. i jus freeze there and kept shouting for help. HAHAHAHA.
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got cockroach ever crawl on my face while sleeping.
WAH LAO EH.. :? :? :? :?
i got a shock then woke everybody in the room up..(i share room with my mum and youngest brother)..then i spent the next hour murdering the cockroach...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i also ever murdered one inside the toilet...i spray it with water until it turn upside down unable to escape..then i pour shower cream on it WHAHAHAHAHA... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
WAH LAO EH.. :? :? :? :?
i got a shock then woke everybody in the room up..(i share room with my mum and youngest brother)..then i spent the next hour murdering the cockroach...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i also ever murdered one inside the toilet...i spray it with water until it turn upside down unable to escape..then i pour shower cream on it WHAHAHAHAHA... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I cannot help but join in this madness. There's nothing that scares me more than lizards..and i mean NOTHING. Id rather see sadako climbing out of my toilet cistern than a lizard sitting on the cistern!
Those bulging eyes, the almost see thru skin, the grossness of a tail wriggling, the webbed feet, its whole existence is just WRONG!
I blame my mother for my fear. You know how they say you always inherit your mother's fears? Well thanks a bunch mom!
Lizards are wrong.
Roaches are not quite right either but at least I can pick em up, peel off its feelers and drop it into the toilet bowl and watch it drown.
But that's just me.
Those bulging eyes, the almost see thru skin, the grossness of a tail wriggling, the webbed feet, its whole existence is just WRONG!
I blame my mother for my fear. You know how they say you always inherit your mother's fears? Well thanks a bunch mom!
Lizards are wrong.
Roaches are not quite right either but at least I can pick em up, peel off its feelers and drop it into the toilet bowl and watch it drown.
But that's just me.
I've seen lizards mating before and it's just gross. One is bad enuff, TWO!?
So what I did while they were locked in passionate embrace, was, nuke a big ass glass of water in the microwave, walk up to the wall (while still keeping a safe distance) and SPLASH the boiling water on the lovers.
Instant boiled lizards.
Murder is a dish best served cold (or hot in this case).
So what I did while they were locked in passionate embrace, was, nuke a big ass glass of water in the microwave, walk up to the wall (while still keeping a safe distance) and SPLASH the boiling water on the lovers.
Instant boiled lizards.
Murder is a dish best served cold (or hot in this case).
Faiith said:
YOU ARE SO EVIL!.. when lizard mate is damn noisy right? i have seen lizards fight.. on my wall.. they were real noisy, my brother dad and i were like watching.. they were like biting each other.. pain.. then one of them fall of from the wall, and i started screaming again. [i dont scream that often ok!]
hahahaa. oh yeah.. the scariest experience with lizard was.. i went supper with my family.. we went to this place to eat porriage, a pretty old place.. THE FREAKING WALL.. there's really really loads of lizards.. i had to scream and run across the place to the toilet. OK I"M MAD.. fine fine.. but it's damn scary, you never know if anyone of them would jud drop, do a flip, and land on your head, and you never know if they would throw their precious stones[poo] on you. And omg.. I'll never never go to that place again!
lizards lizards dont you wanna grind with me - to Pepper
I am a supporter of cruelty to lizards. =D Boil them, fry them, kill them all! :twisted:
I remember a freaky encounter with lizards. I was at this kopitiam, was sitting near a wall, and then my brother suddenly warned me not to look behind. Being me of course I turned around and there were MILLIONS of these HORRENDOUS creatures STARING STRAIGHT AT ME. They were HUGE man, like practically mutated or sth, they were stuck on the wall RIGHT BEHIND ME. How the hell was I supposed to eat dinner =\
Urghh I so hate lizards.
I remember a freaky encounter with lizards. I was at this kopitiam, was sitting near a wall, and then my brother suddenly warned me not to look behind. Being me of course I turned around and there were MILLIONS of these HORRENDOUS creatures STARING STRAIGHT AT ME. They were HUGE man, like practically mutated or sth, they were stuck on the wall RIGHT BEHIND ME. How the hell was I supposed to eat dinner =\
Urghh I so hate lizards.
Doncha just hate it when ur friends who know you are terrfied of lizards start staring behind u or above you while ur sat at some kopitiam and they tell u not to look?
ARE THEY MAD? Of cos im gonna look!!! and then i'll do a little leap out of my chair and then look around to make sure no one was looking and then sit there in great fear for the rest of the night regretting coming out to meet them for supper.
Im dramatic like that.
And the japanese chef thing was funny! And if any japanese chef attempted to serve me lizard sashimi i think i might just pass out.
KILL EM ALL! BOIL EM ALL!
ARE THEY MAD? Of cos im gonna look!!! and then i'll do a little leap out of my chair and then look around to make sure no one was looking and then sit there in great fear for the rest of the night regretting coming out to meet them for supper.
Im dramatic like that.
And the japanese chef thing was funny! And if any japanese chef attempted to serve me lizard sashimi i think i might just pass out.
KILL EM ALL! BOIL EM ALL!
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