Gaahl is GAY?! ZOMG!

[dir]

^cheers brah, it's quite natural to have homophobic reactions in such a conservative society, no need to be so anal about it!

 

[EngelFaeuste]

no 'matter braa, homophobia everywhere, seen? I and 'I no worry 'bout it.

Was that 'brah' an attempt at rasta?

 

[AEnimic]

I see you Lil' Jacob, give me that joint back.

 

[EngelFaeuste]

The 'erb messing with your 'ead mi breda. I and I not Jacob.

(stop playing GTA IV!)

 

[FITCH]

With him coming out of the closet, will it affect their fan base and their CD sales dip?

 

[AEnimic]

Nah, I don't think so. Although people like making fun of gays, they will still love the music made by Gaahl. Just that some purists might be affected by it.

The argument about gays being natural is truly subjective and relative to the person, it depends on how natural you think having a party stuff up your pooper is.

Gaahl is still one scary mafarka, and now, he'll bring a new meaning each time he says "impale".

 

[FITCH]

Now i'm really convinced that love is indeed blind \m/

 

[wylde]

 

[pulaubelakangmati]

hahaha he should use this band logo and name for his side of 'gorgoroth'

 

[mrforum]

i think hes just gay, as in, wanna have gay sex/bang guys

not falling in love with guys.

 

[ChickMagnet]

http://www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/23_love_secrets.html

 

[patrickeatworld]

HAHA what thaff..

 

[The-Warlord]

One of the ruthless Norwegian Black Metal Satanists....is....ghey. No disrespect to him for coming out of the closet, better than getting caught jacking off in a public toilet.

Here's the article.

Article 1
Article 2

inb4 Gaygoroth

.... Because only gay people jack off in public toilets?

 

[AEnimic]

^ Your lack of musician stories appalls me. Know anyone by the name of George Michael? Yeah. Was just making a reference.

 

[Raiyne]

Wow, so many conservative homophobes.

 

[Genocide BlackWolf]

Death to gaahl and king.. the false gorgoroth faggots who claims to be lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove da troo kvlt band..

Hail only Infernus and the original Gorgoroth.. Pest back with madness!!

(this is only for those who keep updated with the 2 gorgoroth bands whom are still fighting for the name,Gorgoroth.. Support only Infernus Gorgoroth.. haha..)

 

[Genocide BlackWolf]

.... Because only gay people jack off in public toilets?

nah.. because the newspeople were jealous that musicians could jack off in a public toilet.. they couldnt coz they got cameras on them 24/7.. lol.. which is quite lame.. when someone jack off in a public toilet,they are called gay.. so you are saying most of males are gay in this world? hmm.. i dont know if most guys have ever jack off in a public toilet..

 

[Plastic]

hmm.. i dont know if most guys have ever jack off in a public toilet..

Don't know about you, but it sure hell wouldn't be a common occurrence.

 

[Genocide BlackWolf]

Don't know about you, but it sure hell wouldn't be a common occurrence.

yeah.. but the worst part what if that was gaahl first jack off in public toilet and he get caught of that... LOL.. he's so unlucky,thats all.. lmao.. lesson to be learn,JACK OFF IN YOUR OWN HOME!!! done...

 

[Plastic]

Haha, yeah that's pretty unlucky.