John wanted to learn bass and his dad send him for lessons.
First wk John came home and his dad ask him what did he learn. John said I learn the E string. Dad said very good.
2nd wk John came back home from lesson quite early and his dad ask him the same qns. John said I learn the A string. Dad said well done.
On the third wk, John was home very very late. His dad was worried and ask, what happen? Was the bass lessons very tough this wk? What did you learn?
John said, oh... I was having a gig.
Just a joke. Relaz
(Although there is some truth in it)
Cheers