This reminds me a few years back when I used to go to Tekka market to drink their excellent teh halia.
There was always this big, ugly hairy Indian dude (thats MALE DUde) who frequented the place. Among me & my kakis, we reffered to him as Ms Balls (U will know why in a minute)
Anyways this dude like to wear saris & strut around. He had boobs & all too and all but he had this perculiar habit of sitting at the table with one leg up on the stool (old ah pek at kopitiam style)
Problem is -
he never ever wore underwear ....... and thats why we named him Ms Balls. Kinda hard to eat or drink when we kena such "views" ...