Why guitars are better than women....

[pooo]

pooo: I thought you'd never even think of girls till the day you die. haha.

Well, however you try to avoid it, normal healthy males such as myself do think of girls at times :lol:

At least i don't think of lizards :roll:

 

[dark_knight]

hmmm....I think drums are better than men. does that make me lesbian? lol. every newbie musician makes their instrument their other half. new drummers make their kits their boyfriends. muahaha.

tts a very big sweepin statement..implying all new drummers esp the male ones are homosexuals? :roll:

 

[fluzzeee]

=X

 

[Vaiyen]

have respect for the girls here la.

 

[3notesAbar]

Yeah man, especially if you wanna get some!! I mean, we're not rednecks here are we :O

 

[MichaelAngelo]

is yur guitar a female or a male?

i thought only classical guitar then got male or female? For classical, if the guitar stands upright without support, its male, if it will lean over to one side when unsopported, its female, correct?
Electric also got?! How to determine then?

 

[woot]

haha... they paste a sticker with a name... or read the brand name until like a proper name... wait... most of the brands are out with the makers name... hmm... huge mystery... :?

 

[Mew]

is yur guitar a female or a male?

i thought only classical guitar then got male or female? For classical, if the guitar stands upright without support, its male, if it will lean over to one side when unsopported, its female, correct?
Electric also got?! How to determine then?

depends on wad u name ur electric guitar? lolz

 

[EmPtYsOuLz]

yep, it will be. imagine looking at ex-classmates, colleagues, whatevers. they have a nice family, pretty wife, 3 wonderful kids who require increasingly more tuition to even pass their exams, and live in a big house. compared to the good old bachelor(ette) who spends all his money on himself, his guitars, his amps, his effects, doesnt give a cracked five cent coin what the hell his friend's sons/daughters get for their O levels, dont need to see their kid's teachers.. etc etc, the list goes on! :twisted:

maybe mr cobain can provide an answer to that

 

[fgl]

I buy & sell guitars after playing with them once or twice and nobody calls me a gigolo...but I've only one wife (My Morse model) :lol:

 

[ixora05]

tts a very big sweepin statement..implying all new drummers esp the male ones are homosexuals? :roll:

meh. thought it would be obvious I'm referring to girl drummers. I didn't want to insult anyone's intelligence by stating the obvious.


and LOL you guys. this thread is gettin wackier with eveyr post.

 

[NoiZe]

u can make yr guitar moan the way u wan

guitar wun blame u if u reach orgasm first before it

 

[Anubitsch]

ahhh yes. n if u cant get an erection, ur guitar wont tell u to go to the doctor.

 

[tany]

ahhh yes. n if u cant get an erection, ur guitar wont tell u to go to the doctor.

lol good one!

but what's so bad about guitar not being a wife? you cant reproduce baby guitars

 

[mero]

ahhh yes. n if u cant get an erection, ur guitar wont tell u to go to the doctor.

lol good one!

but what's so bad about guitar not being a wife? you cant reproduce baby guitars

If you could reproduce baby guitars though, does that you mean you could make love to a Les Paul to make a Les Paul JR? Or a JEM to make a JEM JR? or a Taylor to make a Baby Taylor? The possibilities are endless! Imagine the cash you could get selling "babies"! :lol:

 

[tany]

sell ur children!!!

steal other 'children' and sell them for cash and remove parts :lol:

 

[mero]

it'll be like organ harvesting! except better and loads more fun! :lol:

 

[dark_knight]

if u wanna make it pesonal come down to Doctors Lab..ill be there waiting..else be wary of ur choice of words towards me eudora...

 

[ixora05]

why bother to go all the way down to Doctors' Lab? you mean they let lower life forms in now?
and my dear Travis, when people speak the truth there's no need to watch their words. unless the truth hurts.

 

[dark_knight]

no speak it to my face :twisted: not over the net.pfft.