Why guitars are better than women....

[ixora05]

hmmm....I think drums are better than men. does that make me lesbian? lol. every newbie musician makes their instrument their other half. new drummers make their kits their boyfriends. muahaha.

 

[BlackMoo]

Yeah the ride cymbal will feel left out cos you're always playing with the hi-hat . Then the snare will be jealous cos you keep hammering the bass drum only. Internal affairs.

 

[Anubitsch]

The drums. Itz like an orgy.

 

[echoist]

heheehhhhe... its funny when i was reading all the posts.

but, will it be funny when u r 40yrs old and alone and all u have is ur guitar/basses/drums... hmmmmmmm...

 

[Fruitwine]

yep, it will be. imagine looking at ex-classmates, colleagues, whatevers. they have a nice family, pretty wife, 3 wonderful kids who require increasingly more tuition to even pass their exams, and live in a big house. compared to the good old bachelor(ette) who spends all his money on himself, his guitars, his amps, his effects, doesnt give a cracked five cent coin what the hell his friend's sons/daughters get for their O levels, dont need to see their kid's teachers.. etc etc, the list goes on! :twisted:

 

[rylche]

okay i agree.. but i wont mind the pretty wife 8)

 

[Newbie]

You can wank infront of your guitar and it will not yell at you.

 

[ItAcHi]

hmmm..you can smash a guitar...but not a woman...

alright...i think smashing guitar is bad too...so..pls...for the sake of the love for guitar...dun ever smash guitar...

 

[GuitarNoob]

90% of the time, pretty wifes turn fat and ugly after giving birth, at least based on my observation. For that, I'd rather invest in a family of guitars, and pay a monthly visit to the massage parlour (secret place) heh

 

[Newbie]

Omg massage parlour Lol!

Guitars no PMS, won't show you faces. heh.

 

[popeye]

Guitar and woman are the same lah.

- Both have curved body
- Both have f-hole
- And both need you to stick your jack to it's hole

 

[pepper-]

pooo: I thought you'd never even think of girls till the day you die. haha.

 

[MichaelAngelo]

hmmm....I think drums are better than men. does that make me lesbian? lol. every newbie musician makes their instrument their other half. new drummers make their kits their boyfriends. muahaha.

LOL!! remind me of something...my malay drummer last time he infatuated with this chinese girl in his school...he said, "I wish An**ng can sit beside my cymbal...and touch my drum stick..."

 

[chimaera]

Well i like both, a loving n caring wife will go a loong way. My GF is fine with my infatuation with guitars. Shes a player so tts good. Can form a family band,... best,... I told her ill give her diamonds n shell give me PRSes huahaha

 

[GuitarNoob]

Guitar and woman are the same lah.

- Both have curved body
- Both have f-hole
- And both need you to stick your jack to it's hole

heh heh, f-hole, i liikkeee...where are the titties on the guitar though?

 

[BlackMoo]

...where are the titties on the guitar though?

The trem posts.

 

[GuitarNoob]

:lol:

 

[popeye]

...where are the titties on the guitar though?

The trem posts.

wrong! it's the volume pot and the tone pot lah!
You never handle titties meh?

 

[pepper-]

popeye: do not underestimate the man. LOL. he has 6 of his own. =\ lol

 

[Mr_Bear]

is yur guitar a female or a male?