Why guitars are better than women....

[EmPtYsOuLz]

WHY GUITARS

ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN



You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played.

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.

Your Guitar won't care if you leave the toilet seat up.

A Guitar won't stay in touch with your parents after you dump it.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

A Guitar never wants a 'night out with the Guitars'.



You can play a Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its' Mother.


anymore? :lol:

 

[Anubitsch]

oooo..well. I prefer both. Guitars & women! Now thtz life

 

[nak]

i think it's very true.

but, how can a boy/guy/man/male
ever live without women :roll:

 

[pooo]

Well, guitar is always priority. After you're satisfied, which would probably be many years later, then you look for the woman. :lol:

 

[Ichiro]

both are equally impt for me....

 

[jumbofret]

Guitars are low-maintenance... But women are high-maintenance + time consuming + can break your heart...

 

[headwan]

Hahahaha.....
but compare a normal guy who are noob in guitar and a guitarist who has more then 1 year of experience.........guitarist still licks better.....

anw im 22 year old guy with raging hormones.....and for me ppl comparing guitars and woman,is those who was heartbroken lately :wink: ,and a fact in life states that behind every succesful man there's a woman-it can be anybody,ur mum,sister,auntie,grandma etc......

 

[redname]

haha, i guess lots of these r gng ard the internet, saw tis about motorbikes, tht one super long list, dam funny also

 

[Kaye]

WHY ARE GUITARS BETTER THAN MAN

they dont whine went you are out with your friends

they are not over protective

they wont whine if you go shoppin and spend money like boohoo

they wont cover their ears [which they dont even have] when your singing is like..

we can show off our guitar and not worry they have a bad bad colour combination

they wont go 'eeeew yucks' when you do your girls' talk

they wont STARE at you when you look at other hot hot guitars

they can follow you where ever you go [if u are willin to carry them]


bohoo.. i cant think of anything else.

 

[3notesAbar]

Its obvious you are lesbo. Ok kidding...

Guitars are better than people. Period. I have 5 basses, I KNOW.

PS:- i know i cant keep 5 wives/mistresses and be this happy.

 

[stillwater]

Its obvious you are lesbo. Ok kidding...

Guitars are better than people. Period. I have 5 basses, I KNOW.

PS:- i know i cant keep 5 wives/mistresses and be this happy.

+1
precisely, u can't keep 5 wives legally... but won't get slap for molesting a new guitar... how good does a guitar fanatic's life gets... 8)

 

[3notesAbar]

Its as good as it gets
Cheers

 

[BlackMoo]

Yeah unlike women, you don't have to turn on a guitar to get intimate. The input jack is always open .

 

[stillwater]

Yeah unlike women, you don't have to turn on a guitar to get intimate. The input jack is always open .

but sadly, the jack isn't your prick :smt082

 

[sofyan]

Why guitars are better than girls,

I can pull the g string and it wont mind.

 

[3notesAbar]

If it were i'd be even sadder. 1/4".........

 

[moggie_54]

Why guitars are better than girls,

I can pull the g string and it wont mind.

Hahaha.. But I prefer women g string than guitar.. Women are soft while guitar are hard..

 

[BlackMoo]

Hahaha. Squeezing into a 1/4" jack is fun. Wheres the fun in a toilet roll diameter?

 

[jumbofret]

Unless you have a small tool, be sure to lube well! LOL

 

[Anubitsch]

This is sick.