hehe, that was pretty tactless.
Wanna get gigs, at least start to be humble, get to know people in the forum first and interact around. Show some samples of your music, video etc. In this age, its so easy to do it that if really doesnt even have that and wanna do gigs? Hehehe, theres still a way, go organise your own gig with friends band,
Dont know how to organise? Go back to the humble pie part and start knowing people around first.
Soft is NOT your personal army that give you what you want, immediately and promtly or a sanitary pad/condom that you come here take, used and throw away.