Things i learnt in movies
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DemonOfTheFall
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The protagonist is always a fast typist who never needs to hit the space bar even once, but can compose emails and break 128bit encryption by typing a few lines of code.
Whenever there is a sudden noise in a creepy place that no sane person would venture into, one of the actors will rush in, only to be dismembered in a creative fashion. However, before this happens, there will have to be a customary false scare that usually involves an animal like a black cat.
The protagonist is always a fast typist who never needs to hit the space bar even once, but can compose emails and break 128bit encryption by typing a few lines of code.
Whenever there is a sudden noise in a creepy place that no sane person would venture into, one of the actors will rush in, only to be dismembered in a creative fashion. However, before this happens, there will have to be a customary false scare that usually involves an animal like a black cat.
Somethin' i learnt from movies...
The murderer is normally your best friend.
The 3rd party is normally your best friend.
It's normally your father who killed your mummy.
In HK movies, the police only arrives AFTER a shoot out, the hero comes out, gets handcuffed.
In Hollywood movies, the asian actor will NEVER get the girls. If he does, the girl dies or leaves him in the end.
In Hollywood movies, the angmor actor will get most of the girls, have sex with all of 'em, and end up with the asian girl.
Oh, and one last one...
no wait...there isn't a last one. sorry
The murderer is normally your best friend.
The 3rd party is normally your best friend.
It's normally your father who killed your mummy.
In HK movies, the police only arrives AFTER a shoot out, the hero comes out, gets handcuffed.
In Hollywood movies, the asian actor will NEVER get the girls. If he does, the girl dies or leaves him in the end.
In Hollywood movies, the angmor actor will get most of the girls, have sex with all of 'em, and end up with the asian girl.
Oh, and one last one...
no wait...there isn't a last one. sorry
detroit_red
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But seriously in movies the cars bang bumper to bumper like nothing happen to either car, or the drivers dont come out to kao pei .... It's super crap la ... Like bumper hitting each other is common there ...
hifi_killer
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the bad guys always dress up in high class suits or tuxedos
Some bad event is gonna happen when u hear some creepy scary background music
Some bad event is gonna happen when u hear some creepy scary background music
detroit_red
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It is easy as heck to enter a top secret military facility. Just need some good timing.
madmonkeykungfu
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in hollywood, chinese are either triad members, restaurant owners/waiters/cooks or gays.
If it was an old man with long and white beard, he is bound to be some kungfu master, who would, surprisingly pass his kungfu to a whiteman
If it was an old man with long and white beard, he is bound to be some kungfu master, who would, surprisingly pass his kungfu to a whiteman
khaninawatsibai
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thtz because therez a large number of chinese restaurant owners/cooks/chefs in the US, and a few states really have huge corporations of chinese mafia tycoons, for example brooklyn's Lee Battles Family, an afro-chinese arms organisationmadmonkeykungfu said:
And old Kung-Fu masters normally appear to have a secret illness only the apprentice would know abt..such as asthma :lol:
madmonkeykungfu
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khaninawatsibai said:
if that is the case, the kungfu master will most likely have more than 1 apprentice, with the younger being the talented and kind favored one and the senior apprentice being the jealous untalented. The senior student will then plot the sifu's death (usually by slow poisoning in daily meals) before stealing the secret manual.
The senior student's kungfu will increased a great deal but he will never master the final and most powerful stroke. In the finale the junior will kill the senior with that stroke.
drummar-buah
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yea that secret style is called mad monkey kungfu style eh?? haha 
madmonkeykungfu
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drummar-buah said:yea that secret style is called mad monkey kungfu style eh?? haha
monkey stealing peaches
blackductape
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i got one. in some hollywood movies, if there's a soccer match involving "good guys" vs "bad guys", the good guys may have a dog which is capable of playing soccer with its head and in the end, the dog will score the winning goal by heading at the very last moment.
from what i've watched in some horror/thrilling movies, usually when the THING is going to happen in the toilet, the victim will open the mirror cabinet, take something, close the door and *GASPS!!!*
or they'll play the creepy music, the victim closes the door. nothing. victim goes to, say, the kitchen fridge. open the fridge, take something, close the fridge, *GASPS!!*
or they'll play the creepy music, the victim closes the door. nothing. victim goes to, say, the kitchen fridge. open the fridge, take something, close the fridge, *GASPS!!*
