Things i learnt in movies

[drummar-buah]

different people play footy differently dude... u hate ur own race coz they are passionate about soccer? hey even if u played with us and u didnt take it seriously we wouldnt like it ok... malay guys(in my opinion) are among the best opponents to play against at a game of footy... so yeah... u childish little punk, get ur punani out of this thread...

hey!! i love to play soccer with malays man.. agreed. they are one of the better opponents to play wif. throughout my life my best friends have been malays. and i don't have a problem with any of them.

well okok i think that's enough flaming alreayd. can we please stop here.
BACK TO MOVIE QUOTES!!
TAKE 134 *PIAK* ACTION!!

drummar-buah, i'm honoured 2 be your friend....really

8) :smt078 :lol:

kid slack : i kena shoot??? WAT TALKING U

 

[MichaelAngelo]

nvm lah, dun flame already...i also know some malay girls who only date chinese guys...lol...anyway, this thread very funny leh(the movie part)..haha...speaking of indean movys, i like to watch those fighting indean movys in the coffeeshop, the guys can bash each other like mad n not die, and still got strength to bash somemore, until the good guy's lover comes n witnesses the fight, then the good guy will pass out in a pool of blood...then she will cheer him until he breaks out of coma, and kills the bad guy..sth like tt...lol..very shiok to watch!

 

[mero]

In the movies, you can run, dive, smash through as many windows as you want and don't need to pay for the damages. Also people don't care when you jump down one storey to pursue that thief/molester/criminal/mafia boss

Also before main characters die, even if they're shot in the heart or the head, they will still have 5 minutes to gasp their last words to their hero/friend.

:lol:

 

[distorted_soul]

aahahaha... i salute u michaelangelo... its every young indian boy's fantasy to be in such roles... lol... and u know got one new tamil film called 'Dishoom'... the noice that is commonly made in indian movie fight scenes... haha...


oh btw... i love malay gals... ahahaha....

 

[distorted_soul]

lol actually i like all girls... hahahaha

 

[mero]

eh wait I remember reading an article making fun of Bollywood movie posters, let me go find the link......




Found it : http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2974

 

[MichaelAngelo]

lol, actually i dunno the terms or the movy name leh, i just like to watch!!

 

[distorted_soul]

shows that movies can transverse borders... haha... i like those chinese action films... damn cool man... and initial d was damn good

 

[pepper-]

I <3 bollywood. cuz of all the drama. it makes me laugh. :\ but some of the hunks r really hunkish and the women super pretty. oh why oh why. haha.

 

[Lombardo]

I like all girls too BUT i PREFER cute girls. esp girls from thailand are super duper hot!

 

[pepper-]

I like all girls too BUT i PREFER cute girls. esp girls from thailand are super duper hot!

OKAY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT MOVIES OR PORN MOVIES?

Oh I realise porn movies are still movies. Oh no! What have I done! Okay enough. :\ Lol!

 

[detroit_red]

I like pepper

 

[Lombardo]

i like pepper too.

 

[Scream_ed]

Red, green or yellow ones? They make for good salad. :lol:

 

[DoubleBlade]

I learnt that it's possible for one man to take on the entire Soviet army.... :lol:

 

[tany]

i learned that the hero always gets defeated but makes a comeback

 

[spikes]

japanese movies(battle royal2)- in a war time, when a girl is dieing everyone puts on silencers and shoot each other, so silent that the lead male and female can talk, also they never run out of ammunition.

English movies(the transporter)- a murcielago travells faster than a jet plane and a helicopter. 100 men attacking one single man, he never gets shot at, and he beats the shit outta everyone. cars can jump from building to building too.

Bruce Lee movies- bruce Lee always never die and when he gets injured he heals even when the doctor say there is no hope.

Chinese movies: the plot is so predictable and accurate and you know whats gonna happen in the end.

 

[tany]

and oh ya classic one

the bomb ticks, but is stopped by a someone who doesnt know which wire to cut, but so happens he stops it at the last second

 

[detroit_red]

I think bruce lee can kick people's asses in real life that good, so i dont think its bs. haha

And in movies, they bang bumper to bumper damn hard the car like still the same, singapore car when bang abit only, the bumper drop out, car kana smash like sardine can, etc.

 

[khaninawatsibai]

the only actors that do not get enemies coming at them one by one are Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, & Jackie Chan (except sometimes). the worst r bollywood fighting movies..with all the punching & kicking sound effects, with enemies lining up to attack. its like a kissing booth yet not. the only good thing bollywood is coming up with now are more scantily clad young girls n stimulating scenes thtz all. the best movies are Irish & Scottish thrillers.