I can be more than that...just for you.
I can also buy you a pair of skinny jeans and let you die a slow and trendy death. I mean,that's what most of these skinny jean-ed people are aiming for. "Melancholy" and "deep" and always expecting "death" and always have "meaningful" captions for their photos like "Behind this cheerful facade lays a sad individual".
So yeah,choose your death.