singaporean man dies from trying to have intercourse with soft drink bottle

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haha, well i have to admit it was bizarre at first, but i seriously did not chuckle under my breath (maybe im too uptight), i just immediately felt sorry for the guy and that it had been sensationalized in the media, and i was thinking if i were in the shoes of the family now, it would really be kinda embarrassing to explain to curious ignorant wake-attendees. I mean a man's 77 year legacy would have all been in vain if this is how he will ever be remembered for generations to come. But then again, this is a death, and that is what that is important.

Sorry if I sound too uptight.

Cheers!
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well he'd be remembered as the guy who's penis was bigger than the mouth of a bottle..which isn't necessarily a bad thing. and moreover a 77-year-old who can get an erection (did i get this wrong?). i don't know...bad? maybe. funny? definitely.
 
LOLWUTTHEFARK.

He should've wanked.

Tho there is still a danger...
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This the weirdest piece of news I've ever heard man. No comments, but this is REALLY weird O.o

And humans were supposed to be the smartest creatures on this earth
 
I think we've made fun of him enough already. The poor guy is dead. Let him rest in peace. Have you guys no compassion at all?
 
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