QUOTE OF THE DAY

[nunob]

everyday man's excuse for not excelling at anything in life?

a lack of natural talent.

 

[tany]

call of duty? stalin said that. mean shit

he also said "in the soviet army, it takes more courage to retreat than advance" smth like that. damn stupid

I don't think it "mean shit" .
I think it's damn true.

nono i referred stalin to a mean shit
lol the quote means smth

 

[ItAcHi]

And u sure wont want an erection during a marathon wouldcha?

speaking of tt..my frend did something real funny man...he ate the blue pill(u shld noe what izzit)behind his dad back..den he go for soccer match..haha...man..he is the man of the match tt day...

 

[schred]

Goodness..so did the whole team celebrate his manhood? :lol:

 

[tany]

blue pill? steroid?

 

[Frozen]

blue pill? steroid?

No, the other blue pill...viagra

It was actually an experimental drug for patients with heart disease. Supposed to make it easier for the heart to pump blood all over the body. When I say all over I mean all over.

 

[Newbie]

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

 

[tany]

lol nice one... :lol:

 

[BlackMoo]

Poor friend of yours. He should've worn two instead. He might have been safer then *sarcasm*

 

[Newbie]

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.

 

[nic1327]

copy from one, its plagerism. copy from many, it's research.

 

[hay88]

i think one of my lecturers has a giant penis

 

[hifi_killer]

creativity. The art of hiding your sources.

 

[dark_knight]

blue pill? steroid?

No, the other blue pill...viagra

It was actually an experimental drug for patients with heart disease. Supposed to make it easier for the heart to pump blood all over the body. When I say all over I mean all over.

yea learnt abt it in pharmacology...my teacher said e exact same thing..hmm..

 

[schred]

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Yeahh man sometimes therez too much lubrication. I once slipped on one n fell n injured my ass.

 

[ixora05]

how about this one?

punk is about screwing your friend's mom and shouting "DUDE, I FUCKED YOUR MOM!". Emo is about screwing your friend's mom and crying all over the place because she hasn't called you since.

got it from mero, but he can't remember where he got it from. heh.

 

[hay88]

i haf a feeling one of my lecturers was listening to metillica while trying to screw my friend's mom. not so punk rock eh...maybe emo..or maybe i got it all wrong

 

[Newbie]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[gordonzz]

One of my quote everytime.

"Sleeping is addictive"

 

[sycododo]

most friends don't last.