a questionaire to help you
1) Do you like the girl or guitar more?
For girl-0, for guitar-1
2) Do you think with mind or heart?
For mind-1, for heart-0
3) Do you think she will be pissed if you dont let her unleashed her art on your guitar?
Yes-0, no-1
4) Do you think you can get into her good book by letting her draw on your instrument or more of able to bed her after letting her draw on your guitar?
For good book-1, for bed her-0
5) Do you think she sees you as a friend who is a friend or a friend who see you as easily manipulated?
For friend as friend-1, for friend easily manipulated-0
6) Who will you save, in time of trouble, the friend who wants to draw on your instrument when you are about to bed her or the guitar that might get stolen when you take your eyes off for 1sec
For friend-1, for guitar-0
7) Do you like your geetar to be vandalised?
Yes-1, no-0
8 ) Do you think any form of ah beng ah seng tattoo as art?
Yes-0, no-1
9) Will you rather your guitar stay as it is or drawn on-
As it is-1, drawn on-0
10) Do you believe in what you have just answered, the 9 questions above?
Yes-1, no-0
after consolidating your result, refer to this below and you can choose to follow or not.
0-5- oh well, what can i say, might as well right, since its just a geetar and whatever is on the body, prolly wont effect the music i can do with this guitar
6-10- Oh yeah, i love my guitars, but i appreciate cute girls as well, since its only drawing, might as well, get into good book, a guitar still a guitar, nothing but a guitar, no biggy deal. End of the day, music is still music, guitar is still guitar.
11 and more- Congrats, you have made it to the level beyond most geetarers. You are beginning to see a bigger world outside of guitar and totally embracing music as music, regardless of guitar or no guitar! For that, even when cute girls roam naked round you, branded guitars thrown at you, you will still use the guitar that was drawn on, abused etc to make music as music and not just playing guitar as guitar thinking its music.
I, shall not be responsible for anything that can happen nor behaviour of anyone, in any way affected by the above, . Do at your own risk