My lizard has a new friend!!! (updated)

[pooo]

wahahahahahah!

 

[BlackMoo]

I believe the lydian mode is the scale of lizards on a page of bangoff the wall with selected text of the forums.

 

[dark_knight]

whats he gonna get? unfair u give him present and not me...ill tell a better story...hmm

pepper grabs the lizard by the tail...looks into its poor eyes..she grins...the deep dark hunger beckons..she opens her mouth and lowers the whole lizard into her bucal cavity...she feels it squirm around..trying to find a way out...using her tongue she traps it, with the head on one side of her teeth and the body at the other...she bites down hard..and feels the internal organs and blood just ooze out...savouring every drop of it...she chews the lifeless reptile b4 taking it down...her eyes now burning bright with the appetizer..she looks for a bigger meal...the 1000 lizard jump over the wall... :twisted:

 

[DeathCubeK]

hahaha im the official lizard catcher in my house ... i grab them and put them in a plastic bag then release them outside ...

 

[MichaelAngelo]

eh dark_knight, trace the route from mouth to the anus, and state the mechanical and chemical digestion that takes place, plus name the enzymes that help digest the lizard..

 

[pepper-]

WTS! WTML! WTF!

 

[pooo]

Dark knight, you're pretty graphic man.. :vom:

 

[dark_knight]

MA tts ur job...i dont do such biochem stuff anymore

actually now im attached to the biochem section of DoctorsLab for the enxt 3 weeks...today i was doin HbA1c testing...also learn VRDL testin for STDs...kinda interesting...the machine does all the routine stuff which ull learn in clinical chem sud u take it...but ur goin BIO so u wont..

 

[pepper-]

i think Lizard Slayer's a pretty cool name. what do you say? =D

 

[pooo]

The title needs to be earned. If you swallow the lizard whole, and live at that, you'll earn it.

Otherwise, stick to pepper :lol:

 

[MichaelAngelo]

MA tts ur job...i dont do such biochem stuff anymore ..

wow...so high tech, didnt know such companies existed...how the machine test for STDs? stick the patient's *toot* into the machine, and the machine's LCD reads, "YOU HAVE SYPHILLIS" or something like that?

I wanna go bio if i can. So third year can learn about FISH!

 

[dark_knight]

no too easy...i want to see more...swallowin is for pussycats who cant 'slay' the lizard...

 

[pepper-]

PLEASE LET ME STICK TO PEPPER THEN! stupid eman.

and travis, stop sabo-ing people! >(

 

[MichaelAngelo]

The title needs to be earned. If you swallow the lizard whole, and live at that, you'll earn it.

Otherwise, stick to pepper :lol:

speaking of swallowing animals whole...u know during CCN day, this 2 girl came up to my stall(selling guppies and turtles), and she enthusiastically selected the fat pregnant guppies, then she paid for them and passed them to her 2 guy friends, who ATE THEM LIVE!! right in front of me...oh my gootness...and they didnt just eat one each, i think they ate about 6 live guppies each... :?

 

[BlackMoo]

up next : pepper the mealworm slayer.

 

[dark_knight]

na man...routine usually goes like this...

1pm 1st batch of samples come in..check that all is received..sort out..paste barcodes...send the blood for spinning..aliquote...goes to haematology...then to biochemistry...to serology...any pap smears goes to cyto straight..any cultures, and shit goes to microbio...

so for STD is...if e doc ordered an STD test...such as syphilis...we just do a VRDL test...if its positive..we do a syphilis test...tts so far i know..for HIV it goes into the machine..if positive..we run it again on 2 other machines...if still positive send to SGH for western blot (ull learn in molecular biology if u take it)

my major project title is...
reference range of Alpha Fetal protein & Free HCG-Beta protein durin the course of gestation...lol...

 

[dark_knight]

pooo yes im a very graphic person..if i had e skills id make graphic clips and all..but i wasnt allowed into tt course..so yea..sad...besides...show dont tell...the secret of all great authors...


pepper i dont mean to saboh...but a slayer sud SLAY not swallow...tts all..not sayin it against u..just generally for that title..

 

[MichaelAngelo]

cool! sounds pretty neat...but they don't pay you for attachments right? its just a chance for u to do "practical" everyday and try to convince the company to give u a job when u graduate?

 

[dark_knight]

depends on ur luck..generally hospitals wont pay..like 90% of my classmates went to hospitals...not gettin paid...but mines a private lab...so i do get pay...the work is pretty hard durin the batch arrival times...cus gotta do all the processin and test..after which can relax abit....for my lab its a 6day workin week..with 8 to 9hr shift slots...and it does give practical experience cus u dont do routine stuff done in school lab..probably only blood group testin seems the same...as far as i know cus i haven gone to microbio side yet...and if u show gd attitude..be hardworkin..willing to learn...having a positive attitude...they prob will hire u again...cus uve had exp from them and made a good impression...in my lab...got abt 3 to 4 ex tp students workin..2 are guys..and 1 girl...not sure whos the 4th..

 

[ixora05]

Okay, I'm fine with lizards but EATING them?? it's just wrong.
and I'm just clarifying...are terrapins or red-eared sliders allowed to be kept in Singapore or not? confused.