music/instrument joke

[direz]

how many guitarist does it takes to change a light bulb?

none, cause they steal others spotlight :lol:

kinda funny, saw in it some website, got any joke can share share ma?

 

[AEnimic]

whats better than all the music in the world?

John Cage 4' 33'

 

[Santa]

how many guitarists does it change a lightbulb?

100.

1 to fix it

99 to comment on his technique

 

[danial]

hha that's classic

 

[2359hrs_]

Lol, after a while these jokes gets to you.

but otherwise they're pretty much sian right!

lol

 

[rx7]

how many guitarists does it change a lightbulb?

100.

1 to fix it

99 to comment on his technique

This is funny!

 

[AEnimic]

^ agrees to that!! its so true!!!

 

[bernardgoh]

i think you can see tht happen in gigs too.... when a bands is playing on the stage, the rest of the bands would fold their arms and look at them and would be commenting " mmm.... i can play Better, faster, more brutal then them.

 

[2359hrs_]

*grins* not really la! haha

 

[Impromptu]

how many guitarists does it change a lightbulb?

NONE.

Because everyone will be busy suggesting bootique lightbulb they just bought because of the hype they read over the internet (well some don't even tried it at all). You will hear like:
Guitarist A: My lightbulb is very organic! And it's very warm!
Guitarist B: Ah, mine is best lah! it can speak to my command!
Guitarist C: Mine best lah, very transparent light! Doesn't color my sight.
Guitarist D: Mine pwned yours all! Dunno what it does, all I know it cost my wallet USD599.

And some other will be busy suggesting the best and the costliest technician to be engaged to change the lightbulb too. You will hear like:
Guitarist A: Go with Technician X! His work is superb, any lightbulb after serviced by him will shine like never before!
Guitarist B: That X guy is overrated lah! Go with Y! Half the cost, but gets the job done.

 

[gsonique]

please go over to the "whine" thread for the above ...thanks