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[gsonique]

Improvements in Hell

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

 

[Viruz]

K

 

[notchjohnson]

the avatar never fails to brighten up my day, even thou its raining now..... :lol:

 

[AEnimic]

haha! actually thats quite a funny and logical joke. good one

 

[letterhead]

the avatar never fails to brighten up my day, even thou its raining now..... :lol:

huh?

 

[Ized]

aiyo. FARNEY hahahahhahhahaha

 

[Guest]

i didn't get it... :?

 

[gsonique]

:smt116 ...!!

 

[Slash04]

Nice one. Haha!

You should turn this into a joke thread.

 

[Slash04]

aiyo. FARNEY hahahahhahhahaha

You joined on National Day... :/


Sry random kthxbai

 

[cold_static544]

You joined on National Day... :/


Sry random kthxbai

i started playing guitar on national day too

really !!! serious.

 

[Slash04]

Did watching our country's independence make you feel uber patriotic and start shredding Majulah Singapura the moment you first touched a guitar...?

 

[gsonique]

DOG TO GIVE AWAY FREE - ANYONE INTERESTED??

My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!).
It's a Dachshund, it's house broken,
and it's great with kids.

He's giving it away because his wife
says the dog 'stares' at her, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'.
I think she is just weird !

If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know.
Here's a picture of the dog.

 

[df]

Ah freak!

 

[Slash04]

DOG TO GIVE AWAY FREE - ANYONE INTERESTED??

Dude WTF...

 

[17wil]

lol i betcha the dog is fake....the eyes! 8)

 

[Slash04]

lol i betcha the dog is fake....the eyes! 8)

It IS fake... Looks like my friend, actually.. :/

 

[SherT]

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a random kid, took him behind a building, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,















"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

 

[AEnimic]

^ HAHAHAHAH!!! damn man!! thats funny!!! the kid was sent back but the parents still gave the money back!!! wow!!