on our hands and knees?
Dear levan,
i prepared these answers to your very detailed and exhaustive questionnaire:
1) Are you of a professional standard, performance and marketing wise?
YES!! yes... well performance YES! marketing? well... yes?
2) Are you really able to draw in the big crowds yet?
we're hoping the new album will have something to do with improving this... we can draw in a crowd easily. big crowd? like we love/hate 'big' girls kind of 'big'? what is big? it might hurt kind of 'big'? big?
3) Do you have an album / EP to promote in conjunction to the gig (Might as well use the opportunity to push sales or marketing!)
YERRSSSS!!!! 12 new songs! in a neat plastic package!! good quality! nice sound! yummy taste!
4) Do you love your staplers? only from the rear, but vigorously... and choot many pattern.
5) And most importantly of all, what will your band offer to the lineup that other bands do not?
the chance to buy an ugly in the morning cd? hell, we'll offer anything...anything!
in light of these meticulously researched answers, on behalf of my band ugly in the morning, i humbly request that you allow us the opportunity to play at this very large and well-attended music event, so that we can promote our second album, or if we can finish in time, maybe even launch there? please? maybe?