lame joke of the day

[Tripper]

whats the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?


you can tune a guitar, but you cant tuna fish. :lol:




lame, but it cracks me up. :lol: :lol:

 

[pepper-]

OMG. *faints, dies*

 

[SherT]

You wanna hear a lame joke?














David broke his leg.


















You wanna hear a clean joke?















David took a shower with bubbles.














You wanna hear a dirty joke?















Bubbles was a person.














Damn, i'm so LAME that I need CRUTCHES.

 

[sofyan]

May pepper rest in peace..

 

[Vaiyen]

haha shert, that was good! :lol:

 

[mero]

those jokes were so lame they were the terry fox of the joke world.


:wink:

 

[sofyan]

those jokes were so lame they were the terry fox of the joke world.


:wink:

 

[ketchup]

hey, but terry fox was a useful lame person

 

[mero]

still, he was lame yes?

lame, but good...

Just like these jokes :lol:

 

[mamemo]

Hickory dickory dock
the mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the others escape with minor injuries
OLOLO kthnxbai

 

[khaninawatsibai]

The strings in the area where you would normally pick, y dont they rust as fast as the strings in the fretboard area?

 

[pepper-]

O.O

and thanks sofyan. im back to haunt u.

 

[SherT]

You want salt with that, pepper?

 

[Newbie]

Your mother's soooo fat!




That when she jump for joyyyyyyy




She got stuck!



thank you beri much

 

[sanyorita]

SherT...the joke is nice... heh...lameness is essential in LIFE ppl... =)) it somehow enhance the dull n greyness of our lives... :twisted:

 

[candie]

*Hobbles around with crutches*

 

[guitarman78]

3 nuts was walking down a dangerous alley ... one of them was assaulted.

 

[Vaiyen]

hehehe...clever.

 

[thor666]

Bubbles was a person.

i wonder what happened to bubbles. :twisted:

 

[SherT]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?





























"Dam."