"I'm a rockstar because ... "

[roninriot]

I'm a rockstar cause when I fart, the daisies sing, the birds chirp, and my grandmother wishes she was 18 again!

 

[jeepers]

i'm a rockstar cos i removed 2 ribs just to blow myself

 

[serialninja]

i thought that was a legend. did it hurt?


edit: this is my 666th post and it's on Friday 13th. sweet.

 

[jeepers]

what's a little pain for a lifetime of self-pleasure

HAHAHA :twisted:

 

[rikki]

haha people punch you 1 time your gone man.

 

[KuroKupo]

lololol, even if it was a friendly punch, the impact of the operation would have made that place so fragile...

hahahaha.

 

[ahkiatt]

he's marilyn manson. He can kill with his eyes...

 

[roninriot]

actually marilyn manson DIDN'T remove his ribs, though it's a popular myth.
He himself has admitted never to doing such a thing
Though he has had breast implants

 

[letterhead]

forget about marilyn manson... check out Little Jimmy Urine

He claims to have set his pubic hair on fire and subsequently was arrested in Detroit on charges of indecent exposure while on tour with the Insane Clown Posse.

He has also claimed to have ingested his own urine during a performance, and went so far as to allow band member Steve, Righ? a taste

now thats a rockstar 8)

 

[shredrat]

hahaha.....rockclowns

 

[AEnimic]

Marilyn Manson never removed a rib..he said if he did that,he wouldn't be performing but staying at home auto-fellating himself..

Ozzy ate a bat..yay...nothing beats that..

 

[serialninja]

yeah i remember an interview article in a magazine about that. Manson said he checked in with a doctor and asked about the rib removal because he was curious, and was told it'd be extremely painful and wouldn't guarantee the result and Manson said he didn't think it was worth the trouble anyway. lol

 

[inflabby]

because i know the forerunner of the scene

 

[Godspeed64]

im a rockstar because when you play my records backwards, there'll be hidden messages.. :twisted:

eagles anyone? :wink:

 

[rx7]

Im a rockstar because im emo

 

[litford]

i'm a rockstar because chuck norris likes rock music

 

[kentheman2000]

I'm a rockstar cos...

"I’m through with standing in line
to clubs we’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the ninth
and I’m never gonna win
This life hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I’m gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

I’m gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair
And change my name

‘Cause we all just
wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and
the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny
‘cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s
gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
with her bleach blond hair
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today’s who’s who
They’ll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody’s got a
drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I’m gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I’ll say because I can

I’ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don’t get ‘em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hillltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today’s who’s who
They’ll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar"

Cheers!

 

[letterhead]

that's what... nickelback is it? lol

 

[kentheman2000]

DAHAHA... yeah... kinda like the ol straight up rock sound they got.