"I'm a rockstar because ... "

[roninriot]

What qualifies a person to be a rockstar? Guitar skills, good looks, big c*ck, fame/money, respect, or whatever?

Curious to hear your views

 

[fgl]

Im a rockstar because Im way past my prime / sell by date, am domesticated now, sporting the "average joe" look with a 9-5 job, family to worry about BUT I still rock the B**** off the crowd when I go on stage.

Pete Townshend - my hero.

 

[shibby]

IM A ROCKSTAR CUZ I GOT CHIC FANS!

\m/

 

[Grain]

yj

" i'm a rockstar b'cos i play in big concerts, sold many albums, everyone knows me, live life to the fullest, glamour is me, my posters are everywhere, in your rooms, on your walls, u name it, magazine covers are a norm for me, endorsed by branded companys including facial and make-up brands...wow!!!!!! makes many many $$$$$, lives in a mansion full of busty beautiful chics by the pool. kids go wild when i'm on stage, i travel in a private jet to any destination i wanna be at, recording companys line -up to have me part of theirs. everywhere i go, people wants to take pictures with me and get my autograph, than suddenly, i heard my my calling me, only than i realise it was just a dream.

 

[reuben]

i am a rockstar because i am fat and ugly... wahahhaah

thats quite sad

 

[AEnimic]

I'm not a rockstar,thanks yous.

 

[Mortichro]

im a rock star because the satan told me so

 

[KissMyAxe]

I'm a rock star because I smell like one :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[gsonique]

what is this *the satan* ?? :smt017

 

[kentheman2000]

this *the satan* is a mythical creature that has come from the depths of the earth to award thee the power to RAWK!!!!

 

[MassageParlour]

I am a Rock Star because I have relatives at Alor Star and my mum told me I'm kepala batu (Malay) = head rock (direct Malay to English translation) = stubborn (which really means).

 

[rikki]

im a rockstar because mummy says so.

 

[emg-rocks]

you ain't a rockstar till you party with the pornstars... that's a good benchmark for you guys. hur hur 8)

 

[KissMyAxe]

Which porn star are you recommending???

 

[Kerr]

rock shop star can? hahahaha HELLO LEVAN

 

[edder]

I'm a rock star cos I have a beer gut now and I used to be able to wear skin tight jeans, bandanas and leather boots. Oh and I could wear sunglasses at night too...

cos the future's so bright... I gotta wear shades.

 

[fgl]

Im a rockstar coz I get my effects custom wired .... or used to anyways

 

[df]

I'm a rock star because I play games by RockStar.

Big c***s are for hip hop/cRappers!

 

[rikki]

haha df you seem to hate ummm cRap alot.

 

[rylche]

I am a rockstar because i am not.